Buddha Says No To Disney Buying Nirvana

Reblogging my own post cause WP be messing me. Hope this one shows up. $Amen$

The Arm Chair Pontificator

The Buddha Is Keeping Nirvana The Buddha Is Keeping Nirvana

Peaceville, Nirvana.  According to sources close to The Buddha, Disney today made an offer to buy Nirvana from him for an undisclosed amount, but The Buddha said, “No thanks.”

“Man, The Buddha is just not interested in money,” said Buddha spokesperson, Fr. Tom “Stiggy” Stigmata, who has lived in Nirvana for close to a thousand years now. “This guy is happy just sitting under a shady tree all day and listening to Beatles tunes. He loves it here. It’s his home. I know God just recently sold Heaven to Disney for like a trillion, billion dollars, and I’m not bashing him for it, but The Buddha worked too damn hard to just sell this place to Disney so they can turn it into an amusement park.”

The Buddha himself had no comment on the matter other than to politely decline the offer to be…

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4 thoughts on “Buddha Says No To Disney Buying Nirvana

  1. Oh! I thought you realized it was so good you had to post it twice 🙂

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  2. Go Buddha!

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