Is This Where Noah Set Free The Animals From His Ark?
Snorkelville, California. Dr. Dinkel “Dickie” Smalls, a Creationist Scientist, claims to have discovered the animals that Noah released from his Ark in the Biblical story. “Amazing,” said Dr. Smalls, “but as I was walking through something called ‘The San Diego Zoo’ yesterday, I noticed all sorts of animals were in it. There were lions, and tigers, and bears. Oh, my! And there were elephants, too! What are the probabilities of all these unique animals being in this one place if Noah hadn’t released them there? Zero, I tell you. Zero. This is proof, once and for all, that the Bible is a literal telling of reality, and all those not believing in it are silly goose eggs who will one day fry in the hell created for them by our All-loving God. Amen.”
The Arm Chair Pontificator 
Glad you are coming round to the right way of thinking…..
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Thanks. 🙂
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I love this…explains so clearly how some see the world. I loved the time I spent at the zoo. I was a young man then and I would spend whole days there. Hugs
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Thanks. And thanks for the reblog. I love the zoo, too. 🙂
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I found it to be the best zoo I was ever to see..and I was only 20 the year I spent there so it was total magic for me..I was able to spend a lot of time there and found it all a grand thing
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Oh, you were at the San Diego Zoo! I thought you meant just zoos in general. I’ve never been to San Diego, but I’ve heard it’s like heaven on earth and the zoo is awesome.
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Yes I loved it. I was a single guy from the deep country lost in a city I couldn’t understand. The zoo was my refuge and peaceful place. Plus I was shocked how often I was hit on there….:)
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I get hit on a lot at The Lincoln Park Zoo here in Chicago-by the female gorillas when I’m in the great ape house, I mean. 🙂
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oh my Great gods in science, you just made me spit my drink all over my lap top….LOL 🙂
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Hee Haw!! 😀
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That right there is some great satire. 🙂
Unfortunately what makes it great is it captures the all too real, circular reasoning we see with creationists. Well done.
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Thanks, my friend.
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No old chap I know for certain Noah parked up at London Zoo first and dumped them all off there…Dinkel should get his facts right!
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His facts are always right. He has faith, my friend. To disbelieve in him is a cry for war, a war over zoo animals. $Amen$
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Amen, indeed! I wonder if he saw those dinosaurs there too?
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Those are in the new Jurassic Park movie. 🙂
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Jurassic World — well, there you go, Dr. Smalls 🙂
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I’m going to be falling asleep laughing thanks to you – hope it brings me all kinds of weird and hilarious dreams too 😉
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Probably will. I’ll be sleeping dreaming of Lena Heady. 🙂
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Of course you will. You dirty dog 😀
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🙂
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