05.19.15
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This Friday! The Ultimate UFC Event: Darth Maul vs Pope Francis

The Pope Is Nothing Compared To The Dark Side, Says Darth Maul

“The Pope Is Nothing Compared To The Dark Side Of The Force,” Says Darth Maul

Jesus Wants Me To Fight Who?! The Pope Asks His Cut Man Thursday.

“Jesus Wants Me To Fight Who?!” The Pope Asks His Cut Man.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Live! From The Vatican! This Friday! “Put your money where your faith is,” say the promoters of the UFC’s biggest fight yet! Who’s the toughest man of faith in town? Pope Francis- follower of Jesus Christ, or Darth Maul- follower of the Dark Side of the Force? Find out Friday when Christ’s earthly leader to a better tomorrow meets the Dark Side’s leader to a better right now in a battle TO THE DEATH!!!!   Two men enter, one man leaves!   FRIDAY! On HBO. Live From The Vatican Dining Room!! Be There!!! 8PM Central Time.

The following broadcast is rated “R”, for violence, language, and an extreme level of disembowelment. Those under 18 really shouldn’t watch.

4 thoughts on “This Friday! The Ultimate UFC Event: Darth Maul vs Pope Francis”

  1. I think this should be rated 21. The violence seems likely to be on the higher side

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  2. My money’s on Darth Maul 😉

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