Former Pope, Benedict, Converts To Islam To Wed 12 Year Old Girl: Part Two

Former Pope, Benedict As He Looks Today

Former Pope, Benedict, Now Sheikh Allah BaBa BooBoo

Shitland, Ohio.  Hello to all my fans! This is Sheikh Allah BaBa BooBoo, formerly know as Pope Benedict XVI.  I’ve noticed many of you have shown an interest in me and my decision to convert to Islam so that I could wed the love of my life, a 12-year-old girl-child whose name embarrassingly alludes me at the moment.

Who'd Think She Was Only 13, Eh?

Allah BaBa BooBoo’s 4th wife, Ms. “Hey-You-Get-The-Fuck-Over-Here-Now-“

Well, you’ll be happy to know that not only do I now belong to a true monotheistic religion, there is NO god but Allah, I’m happily married to not one but 5 brides all under the age of 13!  I can’t tell you what country I’m in, for fear the parents of my brides might track me down and do horrible things to me, but I can tell you I’m quite sexually satiated and at peace with God (and the laws of the country where I live).  It is a true blessing not to have to explain that Christian nonsense about 3 being 1 anymore. No one is that stupid, and Christians embarrass themselves every time the topic comes up.

Young Bride-Beater Bullwhip

Young Bride-Beater Bullwhip

I get up each morning and have 5 very young brides hopping about doing whatever I demand of them.  And I truly believe that, though they may feel they MUST do as I demand because of the large bull whip I use on them when they don’t, they do the things I demand out of a deep love and respect they have for me, Sheikh Allah BaBa BooBoo.  Life is good, my friends. The key to being happy, I’ve found, is living in a country where your particular sexual fetish isn’t just accepted, it’s considered the will of God that you act upon it.  I’ll check back soon.  Bye til then, Sheikh Allah BaBa BooBoo

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14 thoughts on “Former Pope, Benedict, Converts To Islam To Wed 12 Year Old Girl: Part Two

  1. Islam, every man a king unto his enslaved women. Probably better than being a pedophile Catlick.

    • Every man a king unto his enslaved little girls, you mean-Oh, and also a sex god king to his sheep. Ya gets a lot of sheep fuckin’ with Islam, ya do. Catlicks miss out on that one. Guess little boys are enough for ’em.

  2. Who gets to clothe themselves in the Pravda that the old pope, now a Sheikh, was so in love with? Do the girls get to dress him up and put a pointy hat on him still ? or must he wear drab robes and a small head band…seems a big come down in status if so….Hugs

  3. You’re totally on this – this shit is crazy and somebody has to tell it like it is

  4. The Sheikh is having a good time, it seems

  5. Whatever happen to smoking one’s way to Nirvana?

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