St. Paul Cast In Avengers: Age Of Ultron

St. Paul With The Script To Avengers Movie

St. Paul With The Script To Age of Ultron

Stop Picking On Me, Shouts Thor

“Stop Picking On Me, St. Paul,” Shouts Thor

Marvel Studios and Heaven announced today that St. Paul, the dude who spread Christianity like butter during the first century, has been cast as a comedic nemesis to Thor in Avengers: Age of Ultron. “It’s gonna be great,” said St. Paul today. “It’s a HILARIOUS part I have.  I play myself and pop up at unexpected moments in the film to taunt Thor about the fact there’s only one god, and it’s Jesus, not him.  There’s a scene where Thor is doing his business in the bathroom and I enter the stall next to him.  I burst into this annoying song they wrote for me while I toss bibles over the top of the stall at him. He gets really pissed and calls his hammer which smashes down half the bathroom to get to him. Then I run away shouting that this is just the beginning of what I’m going to do to him. Funny, people, really funny stuff.  Oh, the song I sing is to the tune of If I Were A Rich Man and goes something like this: If I were a true man, tinkle winkle, tinkle winkle, tinkle winkle, tinkle wink.  All day long I’d say I’m not a god, and that I am a dirty, lying fink.”

Avengers: Age of Ultron opens on Friday, May 1st and is sure to be another hit for Marvel Studios, especially now that St. Paul is in it.

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38 thoughts on “St. Paul Cast In Avengers: Age Of Ultron

  1. “I burst into this annoying song they wrote for me while I toss bibles over the top of the stall at him.”
    Still laughing because the scene is playing in my head so vividly. They should have you write screenplays, like, work with the Coen Brothers or something. I sooo could see you do that! You ARE hilarious and your descriptive powers are impressive. GO AND WRITE A MOVIE NOW!!

  2. I can’t wait to start singing the tinkle tinkle song in a public restroom…. 🙂 Hugs

  3. 😀 I’m tickled red.
    Now that’s a movie worth seeing. You better watch out. Your ideas will be on the silver screen, sanitized and without credit.

  4. that’s a catchy tune : i hope you get a gold record or higher if there is such a thing

  5. This is still hilarious as the first time I read it.

    • Thanks, pal. Ive moved a few older posts up for a second look, cause not too many saw ’em first time around, and I’ve several new followers who I thought would like them. I’ve cranked out so many of these things, I’ve forgotten some of them myself. 🙂

    • You my friend are hilarious, truly hilarious.
      I have told you time and time again, I wouldn’t mind having your brain for a few days

    • Thank you. Very kind of you to say. Satire and humor are the only ways I can deal with the anger I feel over the idiocy of religious nut-bars like Mr. Lawyer guy on your blog. They are walking punch lines to jokes I never weary of telling.

  6. Laughing my fucking ass off!
    Love the song.
    ‘Doctor Zhivago’? Yeah?
    Just kidding!

    Do one for ‘Match-maker, match-maker, make me a match…or a Zippo….’

    • Thanks for laughing. St. Paul as Tevya in Fiddler maybe? A Catholic saint plays a Jew, and he sings! Love it!

    • I know! It is hilarious.
      (Fiddler is one of my favorite musicals, by the way) Love the movie and have also seen it performed a few times on stage different venues.

    • I played Tevye in 2 different productions over the years. I love the play too, and the movie. Wish I could have seen Zero Mostel in it back in the day. He’s such a different actor than Topel who played Tevye in the film. I liked both, but very different performers.

  7. Can I sing your song?

  8. Man, go for a beer. You are effing hilarious!

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