Discrimination City, Indiana. Dr. Freddy Coldfinger, the world’s first, and probably only, traveling gynecologist, stopped by TACP offices today and paid us seven hundred thousand dollars to advertise on our site. So, without further ado, here’s Dr. Coldfinger. Please read carefully what he has to say. He paid us A LOT of money to say it.
Dr. Freddy Coldfinger, World’s First Traveling Gynecologist
Hello to all the lovely female readers of TACP. My name is Dr. Freddy Coldfinger. I’m here to tell you about a new gynecological service I have to offer, and you need not ever leave your home to receive it. Here’s an example of how it works. Let’s say you’ve been putting off having a pelvic exam for months because you simply can not stand the idea of going to a doctor’s office and having your vagina probed by a cold spatula on a hard, vinyl examining table. Brrrrr!!! It gives me the shivers just thinking about it, and I’m a boy! Hee, Hee!
With my traveling gynecological service, you’ll never have to experience this unpleasant scenario again. Just make one simple call to me, and I’ll hop in my traveling gynecological van and come directly to you. I’ll exam your vagina, cervix, and uterus in the privacy of your own home on whichever bed or couch you feel most comfortable. And, as an added bonus, I’ll warm all of my instruments, just seconds before I use them, with my portable, gynecological blowtorch. All you need do is lie back, relax, and have your vagina warmly examined by me, Dr. Freddy Coldfinger, the world’s first traveling gynecologist.
“Dr. Coldfinger Came Right To My Home When My Vagina Needed Medical Probing,” Says This Satisfied Customer
Put an end to needlessly uncomfortable gynecologist visits. Call Dr. Freddy Coldfinger at, 1-888-FEELUUP for a free, at home, consultation. Act now, and receive a, “I Had My Vagina Examined At Home”, T-shirt absolutely free.
The Arm Chair Pontificator 
Fascinating. Which school to I enroll to learn that? 😀
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The Dick Cheney University of Smarmy Ethics and Low Standards.
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How I wished I were a girl after having read this. Good luck on his great endeavours and I hope to be reading more about this in later posts. Keep on blogging in a free world – The False Prophet
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$Amen$ and $Hallelujah$
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LOL..priceless..you start and end with them laughing!
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I aims ta please. 😀
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lol 🙂
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Hee hee. I love your posts to. they always make me smile x
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Glad to hear it. 🙂
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I don’t know what to say my friend, but this is just hilarious
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Glad you liked it.
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Did you expect less? You make my days.
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Love to hear it. 😀
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All the very best in your new business venture. Yours, Ivor Thermalglove, Feltham, nr Staines, Middlesex, UK
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Thanks for the kind regards.
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Coldfinger? Hilarious.
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Glad to make you laugh. 🙂
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You never disappointment me.
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That’s what SHE said! (Sorry, I couldn’t resist) 😀
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I was waiting for this! Well done, as always!
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Thank you, Sir.
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Haaaa! My legs automatically crossed and my vagina tightened in horror – keep this Freddy Coldfinger away from meeeee!
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He’s quite the looker, wouldn’t ya say? 🙂
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Errr….. yeah, definitely 😉
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Hee Haw!
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All Dr. Freddy needs is a smart phone app and his business will require a deliberate corporate strategy and lots of help. We can’t solve world hunger but unemployment could disappear in our generation. 🙂
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Indeed.
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My mind has turned to mush! This is way too freaking funny! I was going to write some Bond theme song lyrics for Dr. Coldfinger, but I’m laughing too hard!
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Why, thanks for the great compliment. I know I’ve succeeded when I leave ’em laughin’. 🙂
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HAhahaha!!! Awesome post!! 😀 I have to tweet this!
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Please do, and thanks. 2 free visits for you! 😀
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Yay! 😀
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Ha!
Don’t know where you found the pic of you OBGYN there, but I bet his mommy is proud of him in his pretty suit.
That gal with the testimomial, hubba hubba. But is it possible to have a waist that thin with a top that…erm, heavy?
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I’m not sure, but I’d love to examine her to find out. 🙂
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