And not just any man, as it turns out, but 1970’s TV star, Grizzly Adams.
Ann Coulter, circa 1977
Ann Coulter Today
“I always knew I was a conservative, right-wing harpy trapped in the body of a bear-loving outdoors man,” the former Mr Adams said. “But I was afraid to say anything about it because of the discrimination so many transgendered people face in America. So I secretly moved to Sweden, shaved my beard, and had a sex change operation. I stayed in Sweden working as an “escort” to wealthy business men until I earned enough money to return to the states and fully become the conservative, judgmental, bitch I always felt I was.
Hopefully my fellow conservative, judgmental friends will still embrace and love me now that they know I once had a cock and a thick-ass beard. I see no reason why they should have an issue with this. Do you?”
The Arm Chair Pontificator 
I was completely fooled. I can’t watch Nancy Grace anymore. All I see is Earnest Borgnine. And I liked EB better.
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Well, Earnest was definitely a better singer. I’ll give him that. 🙂
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I did not notice that two photo were same person, until I hear explanation.
It was a big surprise.
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They’re not, really. I’m poking fun at a very mean woman named Ann Coulter.
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Anne Coulter looks like an anorexic prostitute with an STD who has just done ten lines of coke. Sounds like one, too. I think she is just running away from himself.
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I hear she’s crawling with genital crabs, too. best stay away from her if she offers you a quicky.
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I am sorry but are you really sure she was not the grizzly bear instead of the man. I think her personality was much more the bear. Hugs
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True. She is a bearish bitch! 🙂
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Seems like a jolly fine fellow to me…the things your American political hopefuls do to further their cause!
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Crazy, isn’t it?
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Does not surprise me at all.
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Nor me.
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What a metamorphosis! Poor Grizzly, he was a conservative judgmental bitch trapped inside a bear of a man’s body. Now look at him.
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Poor guy.
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Disturbingly enough, this actually explains a lot…
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I actually like her better as Grizzly Adams the man, much kinder and gentler she was then. And prettier, too.
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Nooooooooooo…. Adams was such a gentle soul
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Or so you thought, my friend. Or so you thought.
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