Artist’s Rendering Of The Sneeze That Took Pope Francis’ Faith
Vatican City, Rome. In crazy news out of the Vatican this morning, Vatican spokesman, Fr. Phil Mebuttup, has announced Pope Francis lost his faith last night after sneezing very hard. “I heard a loud, ah-choo come from the Pope’s room,” Fr. Mebuttup said, “and when I went to see if he was alright, he told me he had sneezed so hard it blew his faith in Jesus right out of his head. He told me from now on he wanted to be called Robert Malinowski. He also said he would be leaving the Vatican today to retire in Miami, Florida. He said to say goodbye to his former followers, and he wished them the best. He also wished the Church good luck in finding its next Pope. As a farewell present, some of the priests in Vatican City have given the former Pope a certificate for a lifetime supply of Kleenex and a large card which reads, God Bless You.”
The Arm Chair Pontificator 
LOL 😀
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😀 Thanks, and god bless you.
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A round of pepper for all the fanatics please. As a treat lets give some of the ones on TV a double dose when they are doing the asking for our money part. Hugs
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God bless you. 🙂
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🙂 love it ssir
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Oh, if it was only that easy!
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Don’t ya wish?
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Hahahah! Hilarious man
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Thanks, my good man. 🙂
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You have a way with words, names and weird stories
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What can I say, I’m a weird guy. 🙂 And, I bother apologists. What’s not to like about that, eh?
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nothing really, you are a fun guy to know
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As are you, my fellow last prophet.
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Let’s give our colds to all fundamentalists! 😀
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$Amen$ to that. 😀
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