02.25.15
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Religious Animal Talk

Gotham City, Gotham.  Fr. Tickle Me’Booty, animal photographer and matzo ball soup expert, stopped by our Sydney, Australia office today with some pictures he took recently of animals reflecting on religion. We present them below for your enjoyment.

1.)

I Think I Had Too Much Wine At Communion Earlier. I Am WASTED!

I Think I Had Too Much Wine At Communion Earlier. I Am WASTED!

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Let Me Get This Right. You're Saying You Believe This Sugar Cube, And The Honey On This Fork, LITERALLY Are The Body & Blood Of Your God Because Some Priest Prayed Over Them?

Let Me See If I’m Getting This Right. You’re Saying You Believe This Sugar Cube, And The Honey On This Fork, Have LITERALLY Become The Body & Blood Of Your God Because Some Priest Prayed Over Them?

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If I've Said It Once, I've Said It A Million Times: Yes, There Is A God, And She's An Owl.

If I’ve Said It Once, I’ve Said It A Million Times: Yes, There Is A God, And She’s An Owl.

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One Thing I'm ABSOLUTELY Certain Of Is That IF God Exists, He Most Definitely Has Blue Eyes.

One Thing I’m ABSOLUTELY Certain Of Is This: IF God Exists, He Most Definitely Has Blue Eyes.

5.)

So, Then, I Told My Peeps, "If You All Don't All Worship Me And Kiss My Ass, I'm Gonna Get REALLY Angry And Make You Spend An Eternity In Hell Cleaning Out Kitty Litter Boxes."

So, Then, I Says Ta My Peeps, “If You Don’t All Worship Me And Kiss My Ass, I’m Gonna Get REALLY Angry And Make You Spend An Eternity In Hell Cleaning Out Kitty Litter Boxes.”

6.)

It's Like The Man Said: "Blessed Are The Nut Hoarders For They Shall Have Food In The Winter." The Hat's Just To Keep My Ears Warm.

It’s Like The Man Said: “Blessed Are The Nut Hoarders For They Shall Have Food In The Winter.” The Hat’s Just To Keep Me Ears Warm.

7.)

This Holy Book SUCKS!!!! It Doesn't Mention ONCE That The Universe Was Created By A Hedgehog Named Cleo! I'm Tearin' It Up To Use As Lining For My Cage.

This Holy Book SUCKS!!!! It Doesn’t Mention ONCE That The Universe Was Created By A Hedgehog Named Cleo! I’m Tearin’ It Up & Usin’ It As Lining For My Cage.

35 thoughts on “Religious Animal Talk”

  1. Love finding these old posts when I’m wasted on Sunday nights after abusing a good bottle of red.

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  4. Love these cute animal captions! #1 reminds me of when I was an alter boy for my Catholic church/school. Our priest would get shitfaced on sacramental wine before the communion services. I’d have to stand close to him so that he wouldn’t fall over! He was very happy, though.

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  6. I love it. However my two cats were not so happy with it. First the bitched about kitten abuse from the religious leaders…saying that they need to keep their hands off our children! Then they started climbing the curtains about God being a owl, when they claim it is well know that God was created in Feline image. God wanted to be perfect so he chose to be a cat they are yowling at me from the top of the dresser now. I fixed the problem by shaking a treaty bag and dumping some on the floor. All calm here not. Thanks for a funny post, Hugs

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  7. LOL 🙂 🙂 🙂 & matzo ball expert..lol
    ….poor little drunk kitty

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  8. God as a female owl – now that I would run with! Plus owl fancier, the wizard Merlin could be a prophet…this just gets better and better!

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