Zoologist and wildlife photographer, Annie A. Nus, dropped off some cute animal pics earlier today at our office in Tokyo, Japan. I present them for you below because I think they’re very cute, and I wrote the captions. Enjoy.
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This Apartment Is JUST What I’ve Been Looking For. Is Heat Included In The Rent?
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This Is THE Heaviest Fuckin’ Leaf In The World!
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Tell Me, Is The S.O.B. Behind Me Giving Me Rabbit Ears?
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OK, We Can Date, Occasionally, But For Your Own Good, I’m Simply NOT Having Sex With You.
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OOOOH!! You Said The “F” Word! I’m Tellin’ Ma!
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Listen, Woman, I Don’t Care What The Damn Manual Says. If You Don’t Roll Over, This Simply Is NOT Going To Work.
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Shit! They’re Home. I Hope They Don’t Notice I Was Playing With The Shoe Polish Again.
The Arm Chair Pontificator 
You have some of best posts on the internet!!! What a way to start my Monday!!
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Thank you for such a great compliment. 🙂
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was heat included in the rent? i hope so….he’s so adorable
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It was. Sugar Gliders are very cute animals.
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lol..is that what that is…he’s so precious ,his rent should be free 🙂
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I had one as a pet for years. They’re adorable.
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you had a sugar glider…you are the luckiest pontificator…oh that face 🙂
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Cute indeed.
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where in the world ,do you buy one
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Got her at an exotic pet swap that used to be held here in Chicago years ago. Not sure if it’s still around. Some exotic pet stores sell them. At least they used to.
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lol an exotic pet swap…i’ve never heard of that.
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It was an interesting experience. 🙂
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i would like to go to one as long as there are no
s-n-a-– _-
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They’ve got lots of those. They’re primarily reptile showcase events.
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well….i’ll take a lizard with a short tail, but i won’t be going to the event. lol
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I haven’t been in years, but it was a fun time when I used to go.
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well you should just pop in, like bewitched used to do & watch from the ceiling
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Good idea. 🙂
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yes. he was the valedictorian and his family made stuffed animal
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And I’ll bet great matzo ball soup, too.
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i don’t know, but i am having matzo ball soup for breakfast at 6:27 pm , while you speak. i’ve made it 6 x’s since i moved here..why, i don’t know.
our german teacher said his mother was catholic, but they must have converted.
i never had a teacher who didn’t like me, but she asked why my people could not keep NY clean,in class one day. but a few years later, my husband & i acidentally met her , b/c we were fishing at a house , she rented to someone & she hugged me.
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I LOVE matzo ball soup!
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i’m sending you some now
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Thank you.
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any time jeff
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You’re awesome. 🙂
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lol.. what did i do?..oh, the matzo ball soup arrived…
someone at skype used a hilarious name, that made me think of you , but i didn’t think it was you so i didn’t dare answer .lol
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Wasn’t me. Though I am hilarious. 🙂
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i know you ARE hilarious. 🙂
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😀
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Cool post, I loved the captions. 🙂
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Thanks, my friend. 🙂
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Number 2 and 7: awwww
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I know. Cute.
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Hey IBTD … I really expected a comment from you about the picture on my latest blog posting. Have you not seen it?
BTW, love your sense of humor. 😉
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P.S. Why am I being “moderated?”
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I moderate every comment. I always approve them, but I like to read them first. Nothin’ personal. I’ll check out your post. Might have missed it.
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Thanks. Oh, I moderate because it bothers the sh*t outta folks like SoM and CS, and THAT makes me feel really, really good. 🙂
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Of course, our ID friends will argue that their cuteness implies a designer. Not withstanding that cuteness is a selection advantage.
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Ralph Lauren, I believe, designed these particular animals. ID believers are suffering from a deep, sick emotional illness.
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i sooo love the captions. well done my friend. and the animals are so cute
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Thank you, Sir. 🙂
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Giant tortoise sex!
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Yep. 🙂
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Did you know that you could save 15% in less than 15 minutes?
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Tell me about it again in 15 days.
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LOL, I do not do reruns
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Well, then, you’re 15 minutes too late. 🙂
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Well, did you know pinochio was a great lover?
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He was til the termites got a hold of ’em that is. 🙂 Even Viagra couldn’t help him then.
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Oh my goodness, what is #1? Such cuteness!
The captions made me giggle, which was needed at the moment. Thanks. 🙂
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That’s a sugar glider. A sort of marsupial flying squirrel from Australia. Cute, eh? I used to have one as a pet.
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Really? Do tell more!
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They’re fun pets. She’d sit on my shoulder and glide off onto door tops and such, then come back. Fun. She’d sit in my pocket all night while I read or watched TV.
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Aww. What was her name?
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Baby. She lived for about 10 or 11 years. I kept her in a bird cage with a little house inside that she slept in during the day. They’re nocturnal, so she was up all night. She ate fruit and a periodic meal worm or two. Made a really cute chirping sound, too.
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It sounds like she had a wonderful life. 🙂
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She did.
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LOL ompontiff those are all hilarious. i don’t know how ,you got them to say that & pose for annie LOL
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Wasn’t easy, but it was worth it. 🙂
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yes it was worth it! 🙂
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Reblogged this on SASS-A-FR-ASS and commented:
Simply the best!! You always do a great job my friend! So I had to share your awesomeness!! 🙂
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Thanks for doing so. You flatter me. 🙂
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The pleasure is truly mine! 🙂 🙂 🙂
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😄😄😄😄😄 I cannot tell which one I love best! Probably the Elephant and the Mouse win.. 😄😄
FANTASTIC job so please never quit making these! 😊😀
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Thank you. You are very kind. 🙂
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I have watched your blog for quite some time. Well, via precinct1313 and have always admired your blog post’s.
I thought I had been already following you until I recived your “following” a few day’s ago. Either way, pleased to meet you and feel free to call me Sass or Sassy. 😊
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You bet. You can call me Jeff. That’s my real name. Never meant to hide it, just isn’t as funny as the ones I make up. 🙂
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Nice to meet you Jeff! 🙂
Okay fair is fair, so my real name is Meg or Meghan and just like you said, our real names are great however definatly not as funny.. 😄
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😀
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I’ll keep making these, too. I really like doing it, and your words are very encouraging.
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I think being able to make people smile and or laugh is one of the greatest gift’s of all. A smile or a laugh can change someone’s day for the better in second’s. You have this gift my friend, so never lose sight of the true importance of it! 😊
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You’ve warmed my heart and made me feel great! Thank you so much. 🙂
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I am happy to have done so. 🙂 🙂 🙂
If I could have one super power it would be the ability to make other’s feel happy, all warm and fuzzy or laugh. 🙂
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Very glad to know you, Sass. You’re my kinda person. 🙂
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Awe… (blushing) 🙂
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