02.12.15
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Republican Baby Talk

Our resident reporter on all things Republican, Dr. Duncan “Tiny” Dicky, stopped by our offices today with some spiffy keen pics he’d taken of various Republican infants. We present them below for your viewing and reading pleasure. We also think you’ll be amused to see that Republicans do not grow up to become douche-bags, they’re born that way.

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I'm A Christian. So I'm Only Doing This Cause I Need To Eat. I'm Not Even Remotely Enjoying It.

I’m A Christian. So I’m Only Doing This Cause I Need To Eat. I’m Not Even Remotely Enjoying It.

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Wow, Mom, This Blood Of The Poor & Needy Soup You Cooked Up Is DELICIOUS!

Wow, Mom, This Blood Of The Poor & Needy Soup You Cooked Up Is DELICIOUS!

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These Special Glasses Shield My Eyes From The Reality Of Things Like Global Warming & Poverty.

These Special Glasses Shield My Eyes From The Reality Of Things Like Global Warming & Poverty.

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I Saw Two Women Walking Down The Street Holding Hands Saying They Wanted To Get Married! That's Not What Jesus Wants!

I Saw Two Women Walking Down The Street Holding Hands Saying They Wanted To Get Married! That’s NOT What Jesus Wants!

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So, Like, This Black Dude In A Hoodie Bumps Into My Dad, And My Dad, Like, Stood His Ground And Blew The Fucker's Head Off.

So, Like, This Black Dude In A Hoodie Bumps Into My Dad, And My Dad, Like, Stood His Ground And Blew The Fucker’s Head Off.

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Let's See, If We Drastically Cut SSDI & Medicare, We Can Easily Afford To Give Corporations Making Over 2 Billion A Quarter Huge Tax Breaks.

Hmm. Let’s See, If We Drastically Cut SSDI & Medicare, We Can Easily Afford To Give Corporations Making Over 2 Billion A Quarter Huge Tax Breaks.

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The Pediatrician Was A Mexican, AND She TOUCHED Me!

The Pediatrician Was A Mexican, AND She TOUCHED Me!

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So, You're Telling Me The 15 Undocumented Hispanic Workers My Folks Have Tending The Mansion Should Make MORE Than 6 Dollars A Day?

So, You’re Telling Me The 15 Undocumented Hispanic Workers My Folks Have Tending The Mansion Should Make MORE Than 6 Dollars A Day?

28 thoughts on “Republican Baby Talk”

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  2. I love it Jeff. You have such an imagination. Now that we see how they are as babies how do you think we can excise this “evil demon” from such young tender minds and hearts. Love to hear your thoughts on this. Hugs

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  3. Haha!! You’ve outdone yourself! 😄😂😭
    On another note, those babies are so cute, my ovaries are melting!! 😩

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  6. Hahaha……stops laughing long enough to try and form a coherent sentence……
    I’ve always known that Republicans were indeed “born that way” but thank you for confirming it 😉

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  7. That was just absolutely hilariously brilliant…
    Or vice-versa(s) 😉

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  9. No 7 reminded me of an old Little Britain skit (a show that takes the piss out of Britain if you haven’t come across it before). This 2 minute clip – no the best quality is worth a look.

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