Our resident reporter on all things Republican, Dr. Duncan “Tiny” Dicky, stopped by our offices today with some spiffy keen pics he’d taken of various Republican infants. We present them below for your viewing and reading pleasure. We also think you’ll be amused to see that Republicans do not grow up to become douche-bags, they’re born that way.
I’m A Christian. So I’m Only Doing This Cause I Need To Eat. I’m Not Even Remotely Enjoying It.
Wow, Mom, This Blood Of The Poor & Needy Soup You Cooked Up Is DELICIOUS!
These Special Glasses Shield My Eyes From The Reality Of Things Like Global Warming & Poverty.
I Saw Two Women Walking Down The Street Holding Hands Saying They Wanted To Get Married! That’s NOT What Jesus Wants!
So, Like, This Black Dude In A Hoodie Bumps Into My Dad, And My Dad, Like, Stood His Ground And Blew The Fucker’s Head Off.
Hmm. Let’s See, If We Drastically Cut SSDI & Medicare, We Can Easily Afford To Give Corporations Making Over 2 Billion A Quarter Huge Tax Breaks.
The Pediatrician Was A Mexican, AND She TOUCHED Me!
So, You’re Telling Me The 15 Undocumented Hispanic Workers My Folks Have Tending The Mansion Should Make MORE Than 6 Dollars A Day?