More Animals, More Sayings

Here are more pics of cute animals saying stuff I made up. Enjoy.

1.)

This Mask I Made Makes Me Blend Completely Into This Tree. You'd Need, Like, An Infrared Camera To Know I Was Even Here

This Mask I Made Makes Me Blend So Completely Into This Branch, You’d Need, Like, An Infrared Camera To Know I Was Even Here.

2.)

This Is MY Perch, God Damn It, And I'll Blow Anyone Who Tries To Take It From Me Straight To Hell!

This Is MY Perch, God Damn It, And I’ll Blow Anyone Who Tries To Take It From Me Straight To Hell!

3.)

Guns Don't Kill People. Chicks With Guns Kill People.

Guns Don’t Kill People. Chicks With Guns Kill People.

4.)

This New Missile Launching Shell Is Cool. Once Loaded & Closed, I Can Fly On Planes With It & No One's The Wiser.

This New Stealth Missile Launching Shell Is Cool. Once Loaded & Closed, I Can Fly On Planes With It & No One’s The Wiser.

5.)

But Master Yoda, I Am Ready To Be A Jedi. Please Train Me. Please, Please, Please!

But Master Yoda, I Am Ready To Be A Jedi. Please Train Me. Please, Please, Please!

6.)

OK. I Sent A Drink Over To Her Table. Now If The Waiter Just Tells Her To Look Over Here Like I Asked, She'll....BINGO!!!!

OK. I Sent A Drink Over To Her Table. Now, If The Waiter Just Tells Her To Look Over Here Like I Asked Him To, She’ll….BINGO!!!!

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39 thoughts on “More Animals, More Sayings

  1. Too cute!! ๐Ÿ’› #5 ๐Ÿ˜„

  2. LOL

  3. I would want to be in the line of fire when those chicks start firing

  4. Brill! I see you have the gun toting squirrel

  5. Aah so cute!, I especially love the first one with his built in Superhero mask!

  6. A missile carrying crusty pie – I’ll have one of those!

  7. lol!

  8. they are so adorable: i think that’s what they are really saying

  9. Thank you for the light post I needed. With your humor, your wits you could do this with so many animal pictures. I would love to see your ideas. Hugs

  10. Who doesn’t love it when lemurs buy you a drink? ๐Ÿ˜„ I know I do!

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