Here are more pics of cute animals saying stuff I made up. Enjoy.
1.)
This Mask I Made Makes Me Blend So Completely Into This Branch, You’d Need, Like, An Infrared Camera To Know I Was Even Here.
2.)
This Is MY Perch, God Damn It, And I’ll Blow Anyone Who Tries To Take It From Me Straight To Hell!
3.)
Guns Don’t Kill People. Chicks With Guns Kill People.
4.)
This New Stealth Missile Launching Shell Is Cool. Once Loaded & Closed, I Can Fly On Planes With It & No One’s The Wiser.
5.)
But Master Yoda, I Am Ready To Be A Jedi. Please Train Me. Please, Please, Please!
6.)
OK. I Sent A Drink Over To Her Table. Now, If The Waiter Just Tells Her To Look Over Here Like I Asked Him To, She’ll….BINGO!!!!
The Arm Chair Pontificator 
Too cute!! 💛 #5 😄
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Thanks. I loves me animals. 🙂
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LOL
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I would want to be in the line of fire when those chicks start firing
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They do look vicious.
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They look ready to fire on the go
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Came out of the egg that way, I believe. 🙂
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I believe you
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Thanks. Otherwise I’d have to kill you. 🙂
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Hahaha! I didn’t know I was that close to being dispatched
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Well, live and learn, my brother. 🙂 Hee Haw!!!!
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Brill! I see you have the gun toting squirrel
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Yes. I’m sure he’s a popular fellow. 🙂
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Aah so cute!, I especially love the first one with his built in Superhero mask!
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Love that guy. 🙂
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A missile carrying crusty pie – I’ll have one of those!
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I’ll send one your way via carrier turtle.
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lol!
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😀
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they are so adorable: i think that’s what they are really saying
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I love animals. My dog is my dearest, sweetest friend. 🙂
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how could he not be. also, i’m guessing your chauffeur, since he keeps a V Wagon beetle under your bed
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She does. And I think it’s Lincoln she has under there. 🙂
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lol.. oh. i don’t know nothin bout lincolns or lincoln.
🙂
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Me either. You’d have to ask her. 🙂
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i will. i speak the language of dogs. 🙂
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Nice.
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omg, i am so upset. i just found a jew for jesus on my reader,author & all the christian bravos & these people have been after me for 30 years.. now they’re here…i’m going under the bed with your dog..there’s no such thing as jew for jesus…that’s called christian .
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There’s a few of those in my old neighborhood here in Chicago. It’s an almost all Jewish area except for one “Temple” that says, “Jews for Jesus” on it. It’s a phenomenon I don’t fully get, though I do find it amusing. I mean, if you’re gonna toss out the Torah for ole JC, doesn’t that make you a Christian? Maybe they want both matzo ball soup AND communion wafers? One or the other people. Pick.
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LOL you are hilarious ..yes one or the other people, pick…i go with the matzo ball soup. i was so boiling before you made me laugh.i have a whole story in my head..i shouldn’t write it, but i think i will
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Do it. It’ll make ya feel better.
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okay .lol i know that only one person will enjoy it. YOU
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You betcha I will. 🙂
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so i could have bet and won . where is that bookie
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Thank you for the light post I needed. With your humor, your wits you could do this with so many animal pictures. I would love to see your ideas. Hugs
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I’m going to do it more. I moved up a few older posts I wrote over a year ago, because no one saw them, and I realized they were all kinda serious. So, I added some lightness here. I plan on doing more. 🙂
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🙂
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Who doesn’t love it when lemurs buy you a drink? 😄 I know I do!
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They’re sly little buggers, eh?
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