Because my sanity is not at all stable, I often get ridiculously nonsensical ideas that I turn into blog posts. This is one them. If famous characters from the Bible were animals, here’s what they’d look like. Hallelujah!
1.) Here’s God just after he, unexpectedly, created the first humans.
2.) And here’s his number one bad-ass of a son, Jesus.
3.) And now, to help us round out the three gods who are, somehow, actually only one, here’s The Holy Spirit.
4.) John the Baptist’s freshly decapitated head is next.
5.) A group shot of the 12 Apostles arriving at Jesus’ place for the last supper.
6.) Eve, the first woman, in a rather compromising position.
7.) And, here’s Adam and Eve suffering the consequences of Adam not following Eve’s instructions from the above picture.
8.) Lastly, we have this lovely picture of Allah, the great god of the Koran, as he moves into his new home.