Well, SOME gay marriage that is. Fr. Tom McStrokin’, the Vatican’s chief expert on right and wrong, issued a proclamation today stating that marriage between members of the same-sex is not only acceptable, but desired. That is as long as the same-sex members involved are smoking hot young women.
Same Sex Marriage Approved For These Women
“Here at Vatican headquarters,” McStrokin’ said, “we find sexual activity between two smokin’ hot babes to be a turn on and beautiful. And because WE are turned on by this, and WE determine what is normal or aberrant behavior in others, WE say two babes getting married rocks! We are recommending that all Christian denominations follow our lead in this as well as all of America. The more hot young babes who marry, the more young hot lesbian sex there will be! And that is something we here at the Vatican most definitely see as morally righteous and healthy. Yours in Christ, Fr. Tom McStrokin’ ”
The Arm Chair Pontificator 
Considering this is coming from the Vatican I am surprised they are interested in two girls and more surprised they are not in favor of two boys marrying or a boy and an older man. I read what you said about boys being force fed Christian cock, and yes it is sick. It sadly is something the boys will carrying in their minds even when they are not remembering the exact event. It lingers on you and stays as a stain that can not be washed off. Hugs
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You see Scottie, religiously speaking, it is the act of sex between two MALES that Jeebus is opposed to, not two hot looking women. It matters not that the Catholic Church prefers to fuck, primarily, little boys. What matters is appearances. Condone lipstick lesbian marriage. Condemn marriage between to men, and continue sodomizing kids. Status quot stays untouched. Little boys still get touched, and the Catholic Church remains revered and respected. See? Praise be Jeebus!!!!
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I hear the Pope just texted in asking if he could watch!
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Watch. Record. And sell the DVD’s to benefit the Vatican. Lord knows, they need the $ there. 🙂
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I’ll buy one
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Me too. I’ll buy a few, actually, one for each night of the week. Variety is the spice of life, ya know. 🙂
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I could probably watch the same one over and over yet a collection does have a certain appeal – perhaps the Pope could pop over with the bread and wine and I’ll provide the fine cheeses.
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Can I come over too?
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Bring a bottle – when empty you can beat the Pope about the cranium with it!
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Will do. 🙂
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This will solve the nun problem
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I’ve a feeling nuns enjoy the company of babe on babe sex quite regularly. I know if I were a nun, I sure would. 🙂
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It’s a tough life, I think, to be celibate.
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An impossible life, actually, as priests and nuns are not even supposed to masturbate. They do. I do not care if they say they do not. They’re lying.
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How they manage it, I would like to know, I really would
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I don’t know either, Mak, but they sure do it well. The Bastards.
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The effing bastards
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Yep. Very effin’.
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Hot Nuns on the Bus – mixing pillow fight pornography with social justice since 2012! Tour tickets available.
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I’m gettin’ my ticket now.
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Funny post. 😀 Going OT, but your post reminded me about what Pope Frances told his flock this past week — to stop breeding like rabbits — that just having 3 children is OK. Well, at first I thought he was endorsing birth control, but as it turns out, he’s endorsing abstinence.
How do I know this? Because he still doesn’t believe in any other birth control except the rhythm method which has a 24% failure rate, which means 1 in 4 women will get pregnant using that method. Only other recourse is having no intercourse or find a same-sex partner on the side.
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Yeah. This pope is no different than the others. I gave him the benefit of the doubt for a bit, but after his idiotic remarks last week about how making jokes about “faith” is akin to mocking someone’s mother and a punch to the face is warranted if you do it, he can go fuck himself. We can’t discuss or mock faith, eh? What a dick head. You know, it was faith that drove those guys to kill 12 people in France last week, Pope. I guess they had every right to do it then. Their faith had been mocked in a fucking cartoon. Fuck religion and fuck faith.
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With approximately 90% of the world having faith, what is this old man concerned about? Is he scared of us whittle atheists?
“You know, it was faith that drove those guys to kill 12 people in France last week, Pope.”
Exactly!
” and a punch to the face is warranted if you do it.”
Damn, did he really say that? Sounds to me like he was endorsing violence. Some things never change.
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A punch to the nose is what I believe he said. Talking about someone’s faith is like talking about their mother. You should expect a punch to the nose. Does this idiot not realize there are VERY faithful Muslims who consider christians, by their very existence, to be an affront to Islam? The bloody Koran spells it out clear as day. Lordy, what an ass this dude is. I’ll send you the link to more on this in a moment.
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Here you go, Victoria. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6xDnxv6eFNg&list=WL&index=10
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WOW!!
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That is truly one of THE most idiotic things I’ve ever heard a Pope say. What an asshole.
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I have mixed emotions. A part of me is stunned at this irresponsibility, and the other part of me is not the least bit surprised, given Christianity’s violent history.
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Same responses I had when I first learned of this. What a totally irresponsible jackass.
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Indeed, especially considering the timing.
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Oh, his comments came as response to the Charlie Hebdo massacre. No coincidence there at all.
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Once again an awesome post…how do you come up with so many each day? Tell me, do you secretly get your inspiration from god? I mean, there must be an explanation for it! I can’t just be creativity, right?
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Insanity. This shit is bouncing around ALL THE TIME in my head. I’m great at improv theater too. Result of a bad shit early on makes me funny now!
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I do like the meme which reads something like:
There have been 2,300 observed cases of homosexual behaviour in animal species.
The only thing that has never been observed in the natural world is… Celibacy. [Insert picture of pope]
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Well, Catholic priests are SUPPOSED to be celibate, which literally only means “not married”, but there are tens of thousands of little boys all over the world who’ve been force fed priest cock over the years who’d say very few priests are truly chaste. What’s unnatural is insisting someone be totally chaste in order to serve their all-loving god. The Catholic Church does this and it doesn’t work or help anyone. Fucked up, man. Really sick.
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@ John Zande: Just wanted to say: great observation!
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Well, being a HUGE fan of lipstick lesbian sex myself, this post was more “ego projection” of my kink onto the Catholic Priests, whose kink unfortunately is raping little boys. Why is that not the big issue with fucking religions like this one and gay marriage between fucking adults is? Fuck! Do I HATE these bastards!
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Great observation.
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One that’s all too true. When TruChristians say they hate fags, they’re talking about gay men, not sexy lesbians. Lesbians=Hot. Gay men=disgusting. Amen to christians.
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I think you are right
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$Amen$
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