Planet Vulcan. Biblical scholar, Reverend Pheal MeKiddies, unknown throughout the world, dropped by the Hong Kong office of TACP today to show us some lovely pictures he’d found in Istanbul of famous Bible butts. So, without further wordplay, we present them for you below.
1.) First, we have this fine picture of Yahweh’s favorite, and only, son, Jesus, performing one of his patented miracles.
Jesus Turns One Butt Into Many
2.) Next, we present this unique photo which proves that even God Himself has been known to litter from time to time.
Cigar Butt Left On A Rainbow By God
3.) Here we have a rather interesting pic of Mary Magdalene’s exquisite derriere just after she had it tattooed.
Mary Magdalene’s Freshly Tattooed Butt. Meow!
4.) This one speaks for itself.
Moses’ Horse, “Nazi Stomper”, Shows Us What He Thinks Of Nazis
5.) As does this one.
Saints Peter & Paul Show Their Wares Whilst Bowing Before Their Master
6.) And, of course, we saved the best for last.
The Son Of Man’s Divine, Freshly Shaven, Butt
The End
The Arm Chair Pontificator 
Number 6 looks well sculpted…oh….
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Could you expect any less from Jesus? Why be god if you can’t have a perfect ass.
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True!
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🙂
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where can I get that last ass, and does it cost or is it free…and does it have to be returned after use fully fuel and cleaned up like a rental truck? Hugs
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Well, it belongs to Jesus, so I suppose, if you pray “hard” enough (get it, HARD enough) he just might delivery it unto and about you. 🙂
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Hilarious!
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Thank you, Sir. And please, place all cigarette butts in the ashtray.
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I will be doing so should I begin to smoke
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I don’t smoke, but I do burn from time to time.
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Don’t get burnt burning
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I’ll try, but it ain’t easy.
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Well Mary’s could raise me from the dead any day of the week!
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Yes. Yes it could. Yummy.
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Credit where credit is due: David does have a great ass
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I think you’re referring to the last pic. That’s Jesus’ ass, pal, The Son Of Man. David’s was too fat.
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Damn, go Jesus! I can see why he was gay now 🙂
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With an ass like that, what else could he be. 🙂
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