The Ice Planet, Hoth. Though freely admitting that it had absolutely nothing to do with the terrorist attack on Charlie Hebdo last week, one French military official is, nevertheless, calling for an invasion of Iraq anyway.
General Pierre Petite Pe’Pe
“If zee Americans kin do it, zo kin vee,” said General Pierre Petite Pe’Pe of the French Liberation Front. “It iz entirely pozzib’al zat zere are veaponz ov mass destruc’ee’oon zee Americans overlooked ven zay vere in Iraq zat may still poze zee threat to zee peoplez ov France. If zee Americans kin launch zee invaz’ee’on ov Iraq, because zay vere pizzed ovv after 9/11, zo kin vee after zis tragedy. It iz, af’zer all, only fair to allow us to do az zay did. Vee, too, vill tell zee United Nat’ee’oonz to pizz ovv if zay tellz uz not to do zis. Vive la France!”
The staff of The Arm Chair Pontificator’s French office will continue to keep you abreast of this situation as it develops; so, please, check back with us throughout the day.
The Arm Chair Pontificator 
And I’m very impressed with the French accent – totally accurate 😉
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Oui, oui! Thank you. 🙂
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Oh, mais de rien 😉
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Oh, but I must, as you’re so kind to compliment me. 🙂
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Hahaha
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Reblogged this on Fascinating Future.
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Thanks greatly for the reblog, my friend. I greatly appreciate it.
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You’re welcome.
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Shouldn’t those cheesy wine drinking monkeys not invade Jemen? As the attacks were claimed by “al qaida” jemen?
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Listen, if America can blame 9/11 on Iraq when Iraq had nothing to do with 9/11, then France can blame the attack on charlie Hebdo on it. True blame’s got nothin’ ta do with it.
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I got it. It’s elementary logic, isn’t it? 🙂
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It’s AMERICAN logic, my friend. In this case, it’s just being used by the French. 🙂
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Hahaha. I saw you have offices worldwide no wonder you have a million plus posts.
You keep doing this buddy, you are amazing
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May the Golden Boot bless you and protect you, my friend.
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May the Golden Boot bless you too and may the followers of the prophets increase in number
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$Amen$
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Not Iraq, New Zealand.
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They’re next.
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And after that, Arizona.
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I like wine and bread, but beans are weapons of mass pollution. Hugs
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Indeed.
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