Rainbow Bridge, Asgard. “You see,” Jihadist Abba Dabba PooPoo said to police this morning, “I forgot to take my glasses when I went to carry out the will of Allah by blowing up the Cute ‘N Silly Cat Toy Company in Columbus last night. They were making a cat toy that, if you looked at it upside down, in the moonlight, on the 12th of September, in the rain, at 3:43 AM, sorta, kinda resembled one of Mohammad’s shoes.
Abba Dabba PooPoo Sporting The Glasses He Forgot To Bring On His Jihad
Thus, the company, and everyone in it, had to be blown up for turning a piece of the Prophet’s wardrobe into a cat toy. However, though I remembered the C4, I forgot my glasses when I left my apartment to carry out my task. And, as a consequence, mistook the Allah Saves, Inc. Mosque, which was across the street from the cat toy company, as the cat toy company. I blew up a mosque that was filled with dozens of praying Muslims by accident. On the bright side, however, according to what Allah has revealed to me through a dream, I still get 36 virgins when I reach Heaven for my jihad attempt. Apparently, ANY attempt at killing infidels is rewarded with virgins. You simply don’t get the full complement of 72 virgins unless you actually kill the people you were suppose to. Mistakes happen. Allah knows that. The Mosque was simply collateral damage. I can live with that. For 36 virgins in Paradise, who couldn’t?”
Je suis Charlie
The Arm Chair Pontificator 
there was a haiku in there.if my comment is longer than the next line ,computer shuts off
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Damned computer. 🙂
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yes.damn that infernal xp…i can write longer on your page ,but it takes 5 minutes for the circle to stop spinning when i have to go to the page…
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The spinning circle will lead you to….HELL!!! Be wary of it. 🙂
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LOL..oh that’s what happens . i knew it was bad..sounds like an airplane wants to lift off . now i know where the plane goes
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Right to HELL!!!!
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lol. i will not get on that plane
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Can’t blame ya. 🙂
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i wouldn’t and i couldn’t. lol.. i am on the no fly list…a jew by my iranian internist
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I see. 🙂
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of course you see .you are the all knowing , all seeing one
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$Amen$
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$amen$ ..i luv your amens with the $ $
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🙂
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🙂 amenamatzoball aboutafallasleepa
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Goodnight. And $Amen$2damatzoballs!
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LOL thank-you
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You bet.
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in the moonlight/on the 12th of september/ 36 virgins rained
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And?
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that was the end of that haiku but then they fell on the terrorists & killed all of them
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Violent haikus. I likes it!
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lol.. i like it too ,& now isis are dead is and ever will be dead
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😀
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kindness is alive again
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Where?
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um, well after the 36 fell on top of the terrorist bast _ _ _ _.
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He?
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he
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She?
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they?
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These?
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I always wonder, why would ANYBODY want 72 virgins??? I think in the fine print it says they remain that way too…
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Who thought that shit up, too? And why? Religion is just NUTS!
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Somebody thought it was a great idea, wrote it down, and then tried it…but now they can’t take it back…
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Because SOOOO many other ding-bats think it’s such a cool concept. That amazes me more than the fact some idiot wrote it down in the first place.
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Oh brother! Your story telling is superb. And your imagination leaves me cracked up. Who would think about the way and time of looking at a shoe?
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A jihadist just might. Thanks for the kudos, Mak. Greatly appreciate them.
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And for the virgins question, are they young maidens or old geezers? And why just virgins?
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You’ll have to murder a bunch of innocent people yourself in Allah’s name, then ask him yourself when you get to Paradise. Could 72 virgin horses. Wouldn’t that be fun?
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72 virgin horses, what to do with horses my friend
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Ride ’em, I guess. Unless you’re nutty and want them ridin’ you. Ouch!
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Ouch! Ouch!
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😮
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Oh shit, Abba Dabba PooPoo! I know him! That picture is priceless!
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Isn’t it, though? I love it! And, somehow, I find it fits the post so very well.
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First where do they get all those virgins? Second because all those females are covered head to toe, so how do they know if the virgins are really ugly or not? Third I never really cared for virgins, too much work and effort, but I know one spouse is by far enough and hard enough to handle, I simply couldn’t deal with with 36 or 72. Plus many a few extra partners as a young stud is OK, but as you get old, it will not only wear you out, it would kill you. love your posts. Hugs
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Thanks for loving my posts and reading them. You certainly raise some valid points in regards to the virgins. It’s nutty enough that someone came up with that idiotic concept, but nuttier still is that it caught on. Nutty. Just plain nutty.
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Very fine satire indeed! I do hope for his sake they are 36 virgin gals!
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Well, depends on what floats his boat, eh? Or, what gets a rise out of his little general and two stone soldiers.
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I always thought Mr. Magoo would turn.
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Ya just can’t trust anyone who lives their life in 2D. Crazy.
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