Forest Moon, Endor. World renowned Biblical archeologist, Professor Al Lickya, stopped by TACP’s Berlin office today with some stunning photos he discovered in Tunisia of famous Bible folks sporting beards. Have a look at them, and let us know what you think. Some of them are quite shocking, so please, do not view them if you are an expectant mother or bald.
1.) This first pic is of the big guy himself wearing a very General Grant-ish style beard. Quite dapper, in a Civil War kinda way, eh?
God
2.) This next pic is of the big guy’s number one kid, looking a tad bit scruffy and very, very pissed off. Guess he REALLY didn’t want his picture taken.
Jesus
3.) Next, we have a pic of the big cheese from another holy book, The Koran. He looks a lot younger than I thought he would. Wouldn’t you agree?
Allah
4.) Here’s one that I find quite surprising, as I never expected to find her wearing a beard. Too much testosterone in the food back then I suppose.
The Virgin Mary
5.) And lastly, here’s a pic of Mary’s earthly husband taken immediately after she told him she was pregnant, and the baby wasn’t his, but God’s.
Joseph
Fini
The Arm Chair Pontificator 
Joseph looks surprisingly like Rasputin!
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I know. What are the odds, eh? Go figure.
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You know they say there are only so many faces–and I guess, beards–possible and that’s why you can find strangers who look like people you know. It’s a strange coincidence none-the-less!
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Strange, shocking, and almost surreal, if you ponder it awhile. 🙂 Maybe Rasputin was Joseph reincarnated and that’s why the Czar was so crazy about having him around. Stranger things have happened.
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Well they say Rasputin was almost impossible to kill. Was Joseph almost impossible to kill?
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Don’t know. He was damn easy to fool, though, if he believed Mary got pregnant by some ghost. 🙂
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Good point! 😄
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Thanks. I had it sharpened and polished just this morning. I’ve got a date later, and I want to look good. 😀
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Your thoughts must be so wide open and accepting. I wouldn’t have been able to come up with the idea for a post like this much less ever try to write one. I say the Noble people better call soon. Hugs
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Thanks. I really appreciate your kind words. It helps that I’m not only wide open and accepting, but also a tad bit nutty, in a harmless, fun way. 🙂
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You had me laughing at the title. I can see this in Mad.
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Yes. It would fit well there. Probably had that mag in my subconscious when I was writing it.
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Hilarious! Mary with a beard, now, only you would think of something like that
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Thanks, my friend. 🙂
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You!
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Me?
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