“Internet traffic froze this morning for a fraction of a millisecond in honor of The Arm Chair Pontificator which published its 3 millionth post at 8:54 AM, CST,” said WordPress publicist, Fr. Peddy O’File.
WordPress Publicist, Fr. Peddy O’File
“We here at WordPress have never known one of our blogs to be so popular, so pertinent, and so bloody Nobel Prize worthy as to inspire its author to publish 3 million posts in just 16 months. Our hats are off to you, Mr. Pontificator. We thank you. We congratulate you. And we beg you, kind Sir, to please sire children with every fertile woman who works for us in order to insure the survival of your manly, brilliant, Nobel Prize worthy DNA. Do this, if not for yourself, because we know how modest you are, then for the billions of readers whose lives will lose all meaning should your DNA not be passed on to another, Nobel Prize worthy, being like yourself. Congratulations once again, and thank you. Thank you from the deepest, darkest corners of all our souls here at WordPress, for being such an important, central part of our blogging family. $Amen$”
The Arm Chair Pontificator 
I saw the title and thought “Surely, this is worthy of a Nobel prize now!” Soooo, how’s the siring going? Lol!
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I’m a bit sore, to be honest.
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Hahaaa!
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🙂
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You are in a class of your own. Congratulations must be in order
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Thanks. You’re the 5 millionth person who’s read this blog post in past hour. 🙂
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Can i borrow some of your readers?
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Sure. I’ll send a few million your way.
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Thanks already
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Don’t mention it. 🙂
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Reblogged this on The Blogging Path and commented:
You flatter your/selves too much! Congratulations! I hope your happy!
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All of us that make up me say, “We are very happy, and thanks for reading and reblogging!” 🙂
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incredible edibles, dude! Lets hope you don’t burn out at this imposing rate of brilliance. 🙂 Hugs
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I won’t. Been crankin’ stuff like this out for years. My head’s like a Broadway play with me as the director, the writer, the actors, the musicians and the audience all in one. Fun, but noisy. 🙂 Thanks greatly for reading and laughing.
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I’ll send the dancing girls around
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Please do. Oh, BTW, yours was the 750 thousandth “like” for this particular post. Not bad, considering I just posted it, like, 2 hours ago, eh?
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“Your stats are soaring!”
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If you didn’t know any better, you’d think I was making this shit up off the top of my head. Know what I mean? 🙂
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Nah, really? I take your posts very seriously… because they’re very seriously funny!
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Thanks my friend. That’s the kinda compliment I love to hear. Since I can’t physically do anything about the BS going on in my country, at least I can mock it with satire, and, occasionally, mock myself. Just to keep me honest. 🙂
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You Sir are a legend in your own lifetime!
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And in my own mind as well.
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Congratulations seem so inadequate for such a notorious accomplishment.
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I know, right?
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Oh. My accomplishment is not only notorious, it’s also atrocious. Go figure, eh?
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