Arm Chair Pontificator Publishes Its 3 Millionth Post

“Internet traffic froze this morning for a fraction of a millisecond in honor of The Arm Chair Pontificator which published its 3 millionth post at 8:54 AM, CST,” said WordPress publicist, Fr. Peddy O’File.

WordPress Publicist, Fr. Peddy O'File

WordPress Publicist, Fr. Peddy O’File

“We here at WordPress have never known one of our blogs to be so popular, so pertinent, and so bloody Nobel Prize worthy as to inspire its author to publish 3 million posts in just 16 months. Our hats are off to you, Mr. Pontificator. We thank you. We congratulate you. And we beg you, kind Sir, to please sire children with every fertile woman who works for us in order to insure the survival of your manly, brilliant, Nobel Prize worthy DNA. Do this, if not for yourself, because we know how modest you are, then for the billions of readers whose lives will lose all meaning should your DNA not be passed on to another, Nobel Prize worthy, being like yourself. Congratulations once again, and thank you. Thank you from the deepest, darkest corners of all our souls here at WordPress, for being such an important, central part of our blogging family. $Amen$”

25 thoughts on “Arm Chair Pontificator Publishes Its 3 Millionth Post

  1. I saw the title and thought “Surely, this is worthy of a Nobel prize now!” Soooo, how’s the siring going? Lol!


  2. You are in a class of your own. Congratulations must be in order


  3. Reblogged this on The Blogging Path and commented:
    You flatter your/selves too much! Congratulations! I hope your happy!


  4. incredible edibles, dude! Lets hope you don’t burn out at this imposing rate of brilliance. 🙂 Hugs


    • I won’t. Been crankin’ stuff like this out for years. My head’s like a Broadway play with me as the director, the writer, the actors, the musicians and the audience all in one. Fun, but noisy. 🙂 Thanks greatly for reading and laughing.


  5. I’ll send the dancing girls around


  6. “Your stats are soaring!”


  7. You Sir are a legend in your own lifetime!


  8. Congratulations seem so inadequate for such a notorious accomplishment.


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