Coming this Spring to TACP Cable Sports Network: Three famous Rocky Balboa opponents will battle it out with three famous, and very annoying, Christians in three, twelve round boxing matches. The fights, and their contestants, are listed below. It all begins this March, so make sure your Cable subscriber carries TACP Network or you’ll miss out on what is sure to be some good old fashion ass-kicking of some really annoying, blow-hard Christians.
Fight One
William “The Wind-Bag” Craig
VS
Clubber “I Pity Da Fool” Lang
Fight Two
Ken “The Canned” Ham
VS
Ivan “I Must Break You” Drago
Fight Three
Bryan “The Asshole” Fischer
VS
Apollo “The King Of Sting” Creed
These fights are guaranteed to make the Bill Nye/Ken Ham debate from last year look like a wrestling match between two newborn kittens. You don’t want to miss ’em. Order ’em now so you won’t. $Amen$
The Arm Chair Pontificator 
Did you see that Ken even lost the support of the local Fox news station regarding his Ark Encounter? He must be fuming!!
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I did see that. Poor guy. Pretty soon, I may be his only fan. 🙂
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Fuck off! What about me?? 😉
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Correction: WE may be his only fan. Since he’s most likely fuming right now, I’m hoping to get another email from him about how one-sided and unfair I am about him. If I do, I’ll forward it to you. Funny stuff.
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Please do. Seeing Ken mad makes me happy.
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I make him very, very mad. 🙂
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and for that you’re going to get extra desert tonight.
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Thanks. 🙂
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You know you re doing really bad when Faux News has an issue with you, that is, given what I have read or heard about them.
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Oh, they’re awful. And if they are dissing Ham, he really has no allies.
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i “pity da fool” who does not buy the TACP network
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They’ll be missing out on SO much fun if they don’t, eh?
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aye tuesday night boxing & a “beets of burden burger” from bob’s burgers
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Sounds great! I’m in.
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i’ll try one. on a veggie burger.actually one day i will make my own, thinking to myself out loud, b/c the ones you buy out , are all made of soy (allergy)
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Reblogged this on The Blogging Path and commented:
No thanks! I find the sport of boxing to violent and must be banned/outlawed for the ‘health and safety’ of the players. Maybe, if there’s a promo for an old-style westernized shoot-out, then maybe that might be possible in an alternate reality.
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Of course it is. That’s the joke. It’s utterly ridiculous. If I may ask, how exactly is an alternate reality of shooting people full of bullets any more ‘healthy or safe’ than one where they box with made-up fantasy characters from movies? I deeply appreciate your reblog, but please, don’t take anything here too seriously. You’ll hurt yourself. 🙂
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Yes, yes, I was joking, too. I’ve already hurt myself from laughing out loud at your jokes. 😉
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That’s great to hear. Love that kinda compliment. And thank you so much for reblogging my crazy stuff. 🙂
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Sorry if I was a bit pissy in my first response to you. Didn’t mean to be. I was a tad cranky and tired when I wrote it. I knew you were joking, and wanted to joke back. I sounded like a bit of an ass, however, and didn’t mean to. Sorry. And thanks for reading. 🙂
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The names alone would make me subscribe to this channel! I think I will watch the matches on the internet
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They’re gonna be GREAT!!!! If this event goes well, I’ll have another where famous annoying Christians get to fight giant monsters like King Kong and Godzilla.
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That would be interesting.
William Wind Bag Lane fighting King Kong would be a must watch
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WLC would win that fight, I think. He’d bore Kong to death with some apologetic bullshit about the creation of time or something and Kong will flop over dead.
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King Kong will die before the actual fight because of BS from Ken Ham! Good one
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Very true, too. 🙂
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The Pope v my missus!
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He wouldn’t stand a chance. Didn’t know your missus fought Rocky Balboa. Did she win?
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She beats the shit out of me with alarming regularity!
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Good for her. She’s my kinda gal! 🙂
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You’d never say that if you’d been beaten to a pulp like I have – as you probably know she doesn’t blog yet follows yours and just three others avidly!
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I love her dearly for it!!!! Tell her thanks from the bottom of my heart, and, if I’m ever in England, I’ll stop by so she can beat the tar outta me too, just for fun. 🙂
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Oh, if she follows Clivey’s blog too, tell ‘er to look out for that guy. I don’t trust a man who lives on gerbil food, never bathes, and only brushes his teeth once every 8 months.
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