Rocky Balboa Villains VS Really Annoying Christians

Coming this Spring to TACP Cable Sports Network: Three famous Rocky Balboa opponents will battle it out with three famous, and very annoying, Christians in three, twelve round boxing matches. The fights, and their contestants, are listed below. It all begins this March, so make sure your Cable subscriber carries TACP Network or you’ll miss out on what is sure to be some good old fashion ass-kicking of some really annoying, blow-hard Christians.

 Fight One

William "The Exasperator" Lane Craig

William “The Wind-Bag” Craig

                                                        VS

Clubber "I Pity Da Fool" Lang

Clubber “I Pity Da Fool” Lang

 

                                                Fight Two

Ken "The Can" Ham

Ken “The Canned” Ham

                                                         VS

Ivan "If He Dies, He, Dies" Drago

Ivan “I Must Break You” Drago

 

                                               Fight Three

Bryan "The Asshole" Fischer

Bryan “The Asshole” Fischer

                                                        VS

Apollo "No One Can Beat Me" Creed

Apollo “The King Of Sting” Creed

These fights are guaranteed to make the Bill Nye/Ken Ham debate from last year look like a wrestling match between two newborn kittens. You don’t want to miss ’em. Order ’em now so you won’t.  $Amen$

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33 thoughts on “Rocky Balboa Villains VS Really Annoying Christians

  1. Did you see that Ken even lost the support of the local Fox news station regarding his Ark Encounter? He must be fuming!!

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  2. i “pity da fool” who does not buy the TACP network

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  3. Reblogged this on The Blogging Path and commented:
    No thanks! I find the sport of boxing to violent and must be banned/outlawed for the ‘health and safety’ of the players. Maybe, if there’s a promo for an old-style westernized shoot-out, then maybe that might be possible in an alternate reality.

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    • Of course it is. That’s the joke. It’s utterly ridiculous. If I may ask, how exactly is an alternate reality of shooting people full of bullets any more ‘healthy or safe’ than one where they box with made-up fantasy characters from movies? I deeply appreciate your reblog, but please, don’t take anything here too seriously. You’ll hurt yourself. 🙂

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    • Yes, yes, I was joking, too. I’ve already hurt myself from laughing out loud at your jokes. 😉

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    • That’s great to hear. Love that kinda compliment. And thank you so much for reblogging my crazy stuff. 🙂

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    • Sorry if I was a bit pissy in my first response to you. Didn’t mean to be. I was a tad cranky and tired when I wrote it. I knew you were joking, and wanted to joke back. I sounded like a bit of an ass, however, and didn’t mean to. Sorry. And thanks for reading. 🙂

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  4. The names alone would make me subscribe to this channel! I think I will watch the matches on the internet

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  5. The Pope v my missus!

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