God With Beard Looking “Old Testamentish”
God Clean Shaven And Happy
The All Powerful God Almighty stunned followers and detractors alike today when He appeared without His trademark beard at a “Denny’s” Restaurant in Chicago. “I thought it was time for a dramatic change in my looks,” said The Almighty One. “I’ve been thinking seriously about reentering the dating world, and I’ve been told babes today like their men cleanly shaven. I think I look pretty damn hot for a guy who’s existed before there was an existence, wouldn’t you say?” The Logos then turned His attention toward flirting with the bosomy waitress serving Him His blueberry pancakes.
The Arm Chair Pontificator 
Wait a damn minute! I thought Morgan Freeman was god?
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Naw. He’s Allah. You’re mixing your deities.
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Reblogged this on The Blogging Path and commented:
One more item to add to Flynn’s bucket list: Date clean-shaven OLD fart. Amen!
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Thank you, again, for the reblog. You’re very kind to do so. 🙂
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OMG, you are too much!
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Why thank you. 🙂
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Since he was before existence, did he start counting his age when time began or how does it tell its age?
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He doesn’t need to! He’s omnipotent and perfect and yada yada yada!!!! Why? Because I said so. And if you question that, well, it just means you hate Christians and are persecuting us. See? Easy answer, eh?
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Easy answer.
You know I have been looking for an explanation on what it means to exist outside of time and space.
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When you exist outside time and space, you EXIST there, duh! What’s so hard to grasp about that? What are you looking for, evidence? Ya just gotta believe, son. Ya just gotta BELIEVE!!! Or not. Up to you. 🙂
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Faith my friend, is what I lack. It does evade me all the time
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Funny. Me too.
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LOL . he loves blueberry pancakes at denny’s, who knew.oh you knew.denny’s stock should go up now
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I think I’ll buy some. 🙂
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me too .stock and then blueberry pancakes
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Great plan.
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Did not know he was so old.
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