I’m Not Taking THAT Into Battle!
“This is bullshit!” an angry Thor yelled today from Avengers Mansion. “My hammer goes missing, I ask Odin for a decent replacement, and he sends me a god damn child size screw driver!? WTF?! I’m NOT going into a battle with that fucking thing! I’ll be laughed off the planet!
Thor’s New Weapon
Odin is punishing me for misplacing it. That’s what this is all about. This has happened before and he’s pissed at me about it. I get so wound up when I throw my hammer, sometimes it winds up going much farther than I intended, and it takes it awhile to find its way back. One time it wound up in Texas, and they refused to give it back until I attended three bar-b-Que tasting contests there. Kinda yummy, actually. Ya gotta do what ya gotta do sometimes, eh? But a fuckin’ tiny screw driver! I mean COME ON, POP!!! Loki’s the shit heel, not me! I sure as hell hope that hammer makes its way back here soon. The humiliation of this is fucking killing me.”
The Arm Chair Pontificator 
Maybe Thor should start using pins instead of hammers, then, a screw driver will be big enough
LikeLike
Good idea. I’ll suggest that to him next time we go out for beers.
LikeLike
Good idea mate, good idea and do greet him for me
LikeLike
Will do. I’ll say hello to Ironman for you too. He usually joins us when we drink.
LikeLike
much obliged. Thanks buddy
LikeLike
Don’t mention it.
LikeLike
Reblogged this on The Blogging Path and commented:
Odin could have been more cruel and given Thor a pair of scissors instead. Funny.
LikeLike
Thanks greatly for the reblog. I do appreciate it.
LikeLiked by 1 person
Thor really should take a leaf out of Dr Who’s book!
LikeLike
And get a Tardis? I want one too!
LikeLiked by 1 person
What’s the reason for this change?
LikeLike
Cause Thor lost his hammer and Odin replaced it with a screw driver.
LikeLiked by 1 person
If it’s a Craftsman, he’ll be OK.
LikeLike
I’ll pass that on to him. Thanks.
LikeLike