In a blatantly honest statement today, Detective Iam Maidup, spokesman for The American Union Of Armed Cops, admitted that killing black men was not only something police did regularly, it is something they look forward to doing with great enthusiasm. “We might as well just admit it,” Detective Maidup said today.”We police LOVE to kill black guys. As a matter of fact, many of us actually joined the Force for the sole purpose of killing them. You see, so very many of us are racist bastards at heart who, unfortunately, were forced to grow up in a country where blatant, overt racism is quite frowned upon. We were forced to suppress our true selves and tolerate the presence of those we wanted to kill simply for being who they are: black guys. By becoming police, we now have guns, and the power to use them on black guys with total impunity. OK, maybe not TOTAL impunity.
Sometimes there’s a grand jury investigation when we “accidentally” kill an unarmed black guy cause he was wearing a hoodie and walking down the street at the same time, but rarely, if ever, are we indicted for such actions. And when we are, NEVER are we actually convicted of any wrong doing. Not ever. You see, we’re the police. We’re here to serve and protect all people equally. Unless, of course, you happen to be a black guy. Then, we might just decide to kill you. Why? Because we feel superior to you, and know we can if we want to. The great irony here is, if you’re black and find all this cruel and unfair, so what. What the fuck are you gonna do about it, call the cops?”
The Arm Chair Pontificator 
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i love detective Iam Maidup
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I do too. Just too bad he’s such a racist ass.
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yes,he is and an honest racist ass
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That is a “plus” in his favor. I’ve always said, no matter how disgustingly evil the Nazis were, at least they were honest about it. One always knew where they stood with Adolf and his minions. Doesn’t make them less evil, but at least they didn’t lie about it. I say, if you’re gonna be a bigoted stain on the ass of decent society, do it with honesty and pride, or just don’t do it at all. I’ll still hate ya for your beliefs, but at least I’ll respect your honesty for being the sack of shit you are without trying to lie about it.
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you do have a point there.
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I do? Darn it! I thought my doctor cut that off years ago! Well, maybe it just grew back. 🙂
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LOL .. i don’t know what to say to that
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Say whatever you like, but please, just don’t make fun of my point. I’m very sensitive about it. 🙂
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i would think so. you know i can never understand ,who thinks up these things, like 5000 years ago.who said you should caramelize onions.
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Not just who said it, but who did it first and then said, “Hey! We all should be caramelizing onions like this!” He said it, and it took off like a virus. Makes ya think, eh?
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yes,who did it first & who invented viruses. and who said let’s put bacteria in something and make yogurt & it’s good for you.
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Yoda! Yoda did! I love that ‘lil fella. So clever, he is. 🙂
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i did not know yoda did all that. is he related to detective Iam Madeup
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No. Like Obi Wan Kenobi and Luke Skywalker, Yoda is a real guy. Det. Iam Maidup is purely fictional. 🙂
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well i’ll be darn. wikipedia lied to me. they said he was fictional. i saw the movie, but i remember nothing about it.
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I’m like that with most of my life these days. I do things, then remember nothing about doin’ ’em. Oh well, must be cause of my “point.” Damn thing!
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then i’m lucky i don’t have a point .i forget enough and i shouldn’t oughta be forgetting movies since my name is errin spelling
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Great point.
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i am pointing out that ,you keep changing the meaning, the definitions of point.
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Hey! I resemble that remark!
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lol..you’re a walking dictionary
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🙂
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i am so tired. all i can say is the census taker in 1930 was drunk, he could not spell & his birth dates were within 2 years of when someone was born.
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“A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a fine Chianti.” Dr. Hannibal Lecter in Silence of the Lambs.
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LOL i don’t know how i know what you are talking about, b/c i have never seen a scary movie…i only know ausen fay & shi FAVA beans on the side= nat king cole or diana krall
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🙂
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lol. you told me what movie you were talking about, but i didn’t see that part, until after i typed…see i don’t see things that are there…
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I understand totally. I often taste things I don’t eat and hear things that have no sound. I’d say it’s cause I’m gettin’ old, but I’ve always been like this. Oh, well. 😉
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you know what else you do? you weren’t here & then you just appeared. it’s like my reader ,people aren’t there & sometimes the same 3 peoplewill be there over & over for infinity & you have to turn off the computer or wait until the next day * it fixes itself.
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I’m magical, I guess. Naw. I’m just fun lovin’ is all and silly. 😀
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well it looks like you’re holding a magic wand in your hand
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That I am. Kinda super glued it there and now I can’t get it off.
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that’s not good.it’s hard to eat pizza like that.
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Tell me about it!
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i will tell you about it, .it’s mozarella, black olives & roasted red pepper ,no blue sheese
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🙂 Now yer gettin’ the hang of it!
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if i wasn’t so plum tuckered out, after looking up 14 birthdays ,for 2 hours ,i might make one.
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Send me a piece. Please.
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oh i will send you four ,no 8.i’ll make you a real crust , not gluten free.
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Thank you. 🙂
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It’s so true.
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Unfortunately so.
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America and its guns….and its police….and exaggerated patriotism….and Bible Belt….and Sarah Palin…..
Great post as usual, tackling a very serious subject with humour
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Thanks. For a supposed “advanced” culture, America is one screwed up, ass-backward country, ain’t it?
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Well, this is a very general sweeping statement, isn’t it? Haha
But, as such, it will do 😉
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“A general, sweeping statement?” By me? NEVER!
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Tis rather handy our guys don’t carry shooters I guess!
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That’s what needs to happen here, or this shit will continue indefinitely.
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