On this blessed day off from work, dear friends, let us remember that first Christmas, so very long ago, when the Pilgrims and the Indians dressed in scary costumes and gathered together to witness the birth of our savior, Baby Allah, whilst eating turkey and stuffing under the shining metal Festivus pole at Macy’s Department Store in New York. Let us remember, too, how they hated, yet loved each other; how they kissed and bit each other, and how they all got naked in the end and fucked like rabbits on steroids until the cock crowed three times in the East and their mothers called them home to scold them for behaving like immoral heathens so near the crib of the anointed one, Baby Allah. Let us remember them, my friends and let us have a great day today, because tomorrow, when we wake up, the fucking Republicans will STILL be in complete control of the U.S. Government. Have a great and Merry Christmas everyone. And remember, don’t tell the authorities if Christian infant is on your holiday menu tonight. Eating infants is, unfortunately, still illegal in most, if not all, countries of the world. $Amen$
The Arm Chair Pontificator 
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Cheers,
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Same to you my friend.
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Had the misfortune to tune in to Fox News yesterday (why I don’t know). This is much better. Trust you had a good Christmas – maybe still are your side of said pond.
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Happy Boxing Day to you, my friend. And stay away from Fox News. It takes away 100 million brain cells every time you tune in. 🙂
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Cheers – it’s worth watching Fox every so often just to remind myself how much I hate right wing politics everywhere. Now as to my station of choice (inc. all the British ones) RT News is spot on!
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Great point. I watch Fox to harvest it for material to satirize. And I agree, the British news stations are top notch.
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Just checked with my son who is always glued to RT News. There was me thinking I was praising a US radio station when I now discover (so my son says) that although all the presenters are American the channel is Russian! It is certainly the best news station around. If you haven’t you should take a look.
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I will. Thanks for the info. 🙂
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Have a great one!
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You too, my friend.
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