Jesus’ Head Shot
In news today that no one was expecting, Jesus, The Son of God, announced he wants to be an actor. “My Pops recently sold Heaven to Disney, and that’s inspired me to fulfill my eternity’s long dream of becoming an A-list Hollywood and Broadway actor,” The King of Kings said earlier. “Shakespeare and I were talking just the other day about what a kick ass Hamlet I’d make. I mean, who knows more about following in the foot steps of a great father than me, eh? I’ve also been itching to play Javert in “Les Miserables” ever since I was forced to sit through the God-awful singing of Russell Crowe in the movie version that came out on my birthday a few years ago. UGH! I have an amazing singing voice, and babes always swoon when they hear it, so I know I’d knock that part right out of the park!” We here at TACP wish the Son of Man all the best in His new career, and please, Jesus, remember us when you are accepting that first Oscar a few years from now, OK?
The Arm Chair Pontificator 
this is what i was trying to say.. i was writing to you from here & apparently the comment told you i was ES & you answered ES, but i was here waiting for you to tell me how you publish that fireworks thingy.
i thought you did that, but i know now it was wordpress that said i was ES
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Well. Now I’m about as lost as a celibate monk in a den of frisky virgin gals.
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i know.i’m sorry.. blame wordpress. my name won’t change to ES for some reason sometimes & vice versa. or blame aol.
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But both blogs are yours? Or you have access to post on both, I’m presuming?
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that’s what i was trying to tell you, to make sure you know it’s me.. i am ES & this was private, but 50 people found and followed me the 1st 2 weeks.
both are mine
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Ah. Now I get it. That’s what I figured. I’m slow is all. Nice to meet you, ES. My mortal name is Jeff. You can call me that if you like. It’s here on my blog somewhere anyway, so it’s no secret. I just prefer to be called TACP when I’m pontificating on topics on know absolutely nothing about. 🙂
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i’m so dumb. i thought you somehow answered me over there, b/c i said it’s me ES, when i went back over there 2 hours later & still i didn’t realize for hours , you didn’t…i am SLOOOOOWwww..
you are mortal too ? jeff. i called you FP the other day, but i forgot what f stands for.
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Funny pontificator?
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probably so FP
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😉
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LOL
Church attendance is way, way down, so the king of kings must find other ways to rake in the bucks.
“He loves you and he needs money. He always needs money.” ~George Carlin
Merry Christmas, my friend. xx
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Merry Christmas to you, too! $Amen$
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