New For Christmas: The God Hates Fags Talking Jesus Doll

I Hate Fags

I Hate Fags

Are you a TruChristian in search of an ideal present for your child this Christmas? Do you want your TruChristian values to be taught to your children from Christ’s very own mouth? Then The God Hates Fags Talking Jesus Doll is just what you’ve been praying for. Every time your child hugs the talking Jesus doll, it will utter one of these two love-filled TruChristian phrases: 1.) My Father and I love you, but we hate fags, or 2.) Lipstick Lesbian porn is hot, but fags aren’t. Be the pride of your TruChristian Community this Christmas by giving your children The God Hates Fags Talking Jesus Doll. They’ll learn bigotry and hate that usually take years to develop in just days, and your loving, TruChristian Community will be all the better for it. Buy one now for just $44.87, and we’ll toss in a free brick of C4 for you to use in your next Abortion Clinic bombing absolutely free! Merry Christmas to all, and to all a goodnight!

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