Smoldering Hole Where Texas Once Was
An angry giant monster, bearing a haunting resemblance to Bill Clinton, rose up out of the Gulf of Mexico this morning and aborted the entire state of Texas from the North American continent. The giant beast used what appeared to be a massive blender and literally pulverized the entire state into mush with it. Nothing remains of the state now except a smoldering hole where it once was, and a cowboy hat believed to have been worn by George Bush Sr the night George Jr was conceived. The giant Clinton-like monster returned to the Gulf when it was done and vanished as quickly as it had appeared. The Tea Party released a brief statement blaming the entire event on Obama Care and gay marriage.
The Arm Chair Pontificator 
Send the creep, err, monster over to California. Lots of Hollywood folks, ya know!
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Will do.
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I’m almost in tears (of laughter) reading your posts. How do you come up with this stuff? It’s priceless…
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Thank you kindly! Best kinda compliment I can get. I’ve got wonderful straight men who help me set up these bits: Conservative Republicans, NRA members, Christian fundamentalists, etc. They’re walking punchlines to me. And, I’m a tad bit nuts. That helps. 😀
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Oh, spread the word, if you don’t mind, that TACP is a good place to drop by for a giggle.
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Sure thing 🙂
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Thank you kindly. 😀 May the Force Be With You!
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😀
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Hahahaha! Take Oklahoma too.
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Right. I forgot about them. OK, last I’ll force on you: https://variouspontifications.com/2013/11/28/texas-and-florida-devoured-by-giant-turkeys/?relatedposts_exclude=1458
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How about Kansas, Mississippi, Alabama, South Carolina, and a few other RWNJ states?
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They’re next.
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Send the angry giant monster to the Carolinas next!
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And Florida. Let’s not forget that state!
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Should have kept going through Louisiana and Mississippi…
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Oh, I doubt the monster is finished with its work. We’ll have to wait and see. Plenty ‘o shit that needs flushing in that part ‘o America.
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They are a standing embarrassment to your great country. Do as you must, the world won’t miss the teabillies.
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You are a sensible man, my friend. The Divine One has blessed you.
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His Noodly Appendage touches us all, brother. Sauce be upon you
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Imperius Rex!
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