What Does Moses Want For Christmas?

Moses Reads His Christmas Wish List

Moses Reads His Christmas Wish List

“Funny you should ask,” said Moses during a break today from promoting his new book, ‘Dating Tips for the Biblically Ancient’.  ” I just so happen to have brought my Christmas want list with me.  I’ve learned over the years that if I don’t loudly tell people what I want I won’t get anything.  Some folks assume because I’m Jewish I don’t celebrate Christmas.  To them I say, nonsense, Jesus has been my golfing partner for, like, 1500 years.  I think the least I could do is celebrate the dude’s birthday.”   Moses then went on to list a multitude of items he wanted from his rocky list.  Since most of these items haven’t existed for almost 4000 years, so we won’t bother to list them here.

*Moses and the Biblical inhabitants of the after-life would like to wish the readers of The Arm Chair Pontificator a very Merry Christmas, and a very drunk, but safe New Year.


7 thoughts on “What Does Moses Want For Christmas?

  1. God: Moses, I have a commandment for you.
    Moses: How much does it cost?
    God: It’s free,
    Moses: I’ll take ten.

    (Oldie but goody….)


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