Coming this Christmas to a movie theater near you: Star Trek: The Christian Generation, an Arm Chair Pontificator Production.
Directed by Martin Scorsese
Starring:
Pope Francis as Captain Huggie Cuddles: A very human captain trying to keep a crew with various cultural and ethical differences from killing each other before their mission is complete. 
Sam Harris as First Officer, Commander Tu’Smart: A Vulcan who has a great respect for science but very little respect for illogical thinking and the religious right.
Mr. T as Security Chief, Piti’da’Ful: A Klingon with a bad temper and long time boyfriend to Ship’s Counselor, Lt. Annie Tight. 
Miley Cyrus as Ship’s Counselor, Lt. Annie Tight: A sexy transgendered Human babe and long time lover of Security Chief, Piti’da’Ful
Ken Ham as Science Officer, Duddly Dullman: A Human whose wits are not always about him and whose conclusions are rarely backed by logic, reason or science.
Ship’s Mission: To check on the status of gay marriage and the ease of access to loaded hand guns throughout the galaxy while forcing the word of Jesus onto all those encountered.
Main Antagonists: Liberals from the Liberal quadrant of the galaxy: A group of free thinking radicals who oppose the forcing of any ideology or clothing onto anyone not wanting them.
Liberals In The Clothing Optional Liberal Quadrant
Tickets available now. Get yours early before they’re sold out. Hope to see you at the theater this Christmas.
The Arm Chair Pontificator 
Good stuff as ever. You should send me some copy from time to time so I can showcase your work in the mag. I guarantee it will reach an audience even less appreciative than this one. 🙂
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Will do. I’ll send something via email. Thanks. An unruly, unappreciative audience is what I was born to write for.
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Then you are truly on course to fulfill your birthright mate haha.
Look forward to hearing from you my friend.
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$Amen$
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I emailed you a post to put in the mag at your email address. It’s one I put up last year, and is sufficiently crude enough for your blessed mag. $Amen$ Hope you like it.
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This was great reading! I’ve missed reading your blog so much (sniff!)
Is there no space on the ship for Michelle Bachman or her husband?
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I’ll see what I can do. 😀
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Brilliant!
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Thank you kindly, my friend.
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Oh, this movie would be really first preference of Alice, Bob and Carol.
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I think so too. 😀
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This is a movie am waiting for
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Millions have been, so get your ticket early.
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Can I get a complimentary ticket? One last prophet asking another 😉
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I’ll send it your way.
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Wait. Where is Justin Bieber in the line-up? He should be somewhere being hunted down for his terrible, terrible music.
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That takes place in the sequel: Star Trek The Christian Generation 2: The Wrath Of Bieber.
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Ah. Excellent. 🙂
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I’m thinking of casting Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson as Bieber. Gotta have a villain who can be scary.
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Even better. Dwayne is actually an even worse singer than Justin Bieber – much as that might be hard to believe. He’d make an even more convincing case why he’s being hunted down for his terrible singing. 🙂
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I didn’t know he sang at all. He made a good Hercules. My guess is, if he did sing, he’d be better than young Justin. Bieber’s just a childish punk. AND, he’s Canadian. We all know what warmongers those guys are.
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Can hardly wait!
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You’re gonna love it.
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