The Arm Chair Pontificator Now Has 7 Billion Followers

thank youWe here at The Arm Chair Pontificator are proud to announce we now have 7 billion followers. Pretty much every living man, woman, and child on the planet now subscribes to this blog. No words could ever do justice to the pride we feel in this surreal and truly difficult to believe accomplishment. We knew when we started the blog, well, I did at least, that we’d get at least 8 or 9 hundred million subscribers, but this exceeds even our wildest expectations. We’d like to express our sincere thanks to the inhabitants of the planet Earth for this universal show of support for the very serious and very important work we here at The Arm chair Pontificator do. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Hugs and kisses go out to you all!!!

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24 thoughts on “The Arm Chair Pontificator Now Has 7 Billion Followers

  1. Isn’t this a sign of the end times?

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  2. Time you started collecting dues from all of us.

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  3. Congratulations my friend. I am truly envious.
    Maybe you could ask some of them to follow me as well 😀

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  4. Proud to be one of the billions.

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  5. Rock on, Arm Chair P! You are truly an inspiration to all of us who strive for greatness! Thank you for all you do for us little people.

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  6. Congratulations on this hard to believe milestone (but still more believable than say a guy splitting the Red Sea) So what’s next now that you’ve conquered the human race? Are we to expect any spin-off blogs?;)

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  7. Couldn’t spare a couple could you?

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  8. Are you like the Mormons and convert then subscribe the long-dead at all? If not I suggest you adopt this tactic and get even more followers. Have you thought of expanding into outer space too? Think of all those aliens at a loose end who could be reading your blog!

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