Those bastards on the Nobel Committee have had a restraining order issued against me again. Me! THE most brilliant mind ever to issue a one-sided, profanity filled, and emotionally clouded statement this side of Emperor Palpatine.
Nobel Prize Committee’s Restraining Order Against Me
I know, with absolute certainty, because I thought hard about it, that the Nobel Committee is pissed at me for having asked The Illuminati for a job recently. What kind of paranoid, prejudiced shit is that, huh?! My wanting to be a secret agent of evil is none of their concern and being discriminated against like this is only going to make me work harder to get a Nobel Prize from them. If they think 7000 emails, 400 ding-dong-ditch pranks, and 300 harassing phone calls at 3AM over a one week period was annoying, just wait til my lawyer gets this fucking restraining order lifted! BASTARDS
The Arm Chair Pontificator 
Any committee that’s responsible for giving Henry Kissinger a prize deserves all the stalking they can get.
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I agree.
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Of course, the Nobel Committee is just a part of a reptilian conspiracy take over.
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Yep. Either that or a conspiracy to prepare the world for the arrival of the Antichrist. Either one is a logical, very possible thing that could really be true. 😀
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What people don’t know is that jeebus himself is the antichrist.
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I forgot that. True indeed.
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Since the supreme being suffers from a split personality, jhwh and stn are actually one and the same entity.
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Indeed they are. The Mormons, in their infinite wisdom, believe Jeebus and Lucy-fur are brothers. Brothers in made up bullshit if you ask me. 😀
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You tell the bastards!
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They are BASTARDS!!! Damn their eyes!
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