Here are a few amazing facts about a variety of shit most know nothing about.
1.) The original members of The Lollipop Guild from The Wizard of Oz were killed execution style by a masked flying monkey during the McCarthy era because they were believed to be members of the Communist Party.
2.) Henry Ford invented an invisible car but forgot where he parked it one night and was never again able to find it.
3.) The Illuminati have hired Oprah Winfrey to be the Antichrist’s publicist when he arrives.
4.) Stymie, from The Little Rascals, is actually Barrack Obama’s grandfather. The President often wears Stymie’s old derby when alone at night in the White House.
5.) Barney Rubble, of the Flintstones, is currently serving 10 years in San Quinton for beating the hell out of Fred after he found out he (Fred) and Wilma had been having threesomes behind his back for years with Betty.
That’s all for now. Say goodnight, Gracie. “Goodnight Gracie”.