Lindbergh Baby, AKA Little Ken Ham
Ken Ham, curator of The Creation Museum in Kentucky and young Earth advocate, said today that he was, in fact, the Lindbergh baby all grown up. “I know what heathen skeptics and Satan-spawn atheists are going to say about this fact,” Mr. Ham said. “They’ll say I’m not old enough to be the Lindbergh baby, and that his remains were found decomposing in the woods near the Lindbergh home some eighty plus years ago. Well, to these savage, non-believing baboons, I say, fudge off. You are wrong. Anything can be true to those who have faith in its reality. Anything at all. So, not only is the universe only 6000 years old, I’m also the Lindbergh baby, all grown up and sporting an Abraham Lincolnesque beard. Those who have faith, the faith I tell them they should have, can see this undeniable truth quite clearly. Put that in your skeptic’s pipe and smoke it, you evil, skeptical, atheist heathens. And always remember, Jesus loves everyone, except gay men and you.”
Ken Ham, AKA Adult Lindbergh Baby
The Arm Chair Pontificator 
Great twist to an already twisted mind! Well done!
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Thanks.
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LOL —- That’s what the 5 dumb asses in the Supreme Court said June 30th.
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Yep. And it’s gonna costs us big time in years to come.
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Indeed.
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If you believe there is a sky daddy, the sky is no longer the limit of what you can believe
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Or, if you believe the universe is only 6000 years old, contrary to all the evidence showing you just how wrong you are, you may very well just be an idiot.
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That should be plainly evident
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SHOULD be evident, yes. Yes it should. But…
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In surreal terms you’ve done yourself proud! Superb satire.
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Thank you kindly. Was watching a documentary on the Lindbergh baby and I thought, “Kid kinda looks like a 2 year old Ken Ham.
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