Sheikh Pontificatius, The Unshaven, Reviews Dawn Of The Planet Of The Apes

Sheikh Pontificatius, The Unshaven

Sheikh Pontificatius, The Unshaven

Greetings to my American brothers and veiled sisters in Islam. I am here to review the new “Planet of the Apes” movie, “Dawn of the Planet of the Apes”, which opens this Friday. Let me start off by saying, as far as I could tell, the movie has no one in it named Dawn, and not once is Allah mentioned or referred to in it. That’s never a good thing. Also, the human and ape females in the movie are not veiled. Thus, I was forced to stone the projectionist of the film to death before I could finish viewing it and I’ve no idea how good or bad it is. Once the film is re-shot, with the females in it properly covered, I will attempt to review it again. Until then, praise be to Allah, and his prophet Mohammad. They love you. Lots, and lots, and lots.

4 thoughts on “Sheikh Pontificatius, The Unshaven, Reviews Dawn Of The Planet Of The Apes

  1. Ah, finally someone to fill up Roger Ebert’s shoes…or sandals…


  2. Hahahaha!
    You never cease to amuse.


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