This Tiny Primate Was Once A CERN Scientist.
While seeking the experience of traveling at the speed of light, a CERN scientist became trapped inside a particle accelerator for 12 hours because he forgot he wouldn’t be able to turn it off once he was flying through it at light speed. A janitor noticed the device was running while mopping, and turned it off. The accelerated scientist emerged from it as a tiny monkey who immediately peed all over the janitor’s freshly mopped floor.
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oh that is so adorable & you even have people’s dogs laughing
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My dog laughs at me ALL the time.
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i bet he or she does
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She. My best pal. 🙂
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well if she ever needs a babysitter ,send her by carrier pigeon
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Will do.
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Well, I guess it was only a matter of time before something like this happened;)
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Playing with particle accelerators is not an advisable thing to do.
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That’s what my mother always told me;)
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Smart lady.
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Hahaha! Hahaha! Hahaha! Hahaha! Hahaha! Hahaha!
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Thanks. I love the laughs!!
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Damn funny. Had my dog laughing at me laughing at you.
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I think that monkey is the cutest damn thing I’ve ever seen. Also, I find no better way to show how silly religion and conservative B.S. is than to satirize it. Mark Twain did it and so did Jonathan Swift. Great company to be in. My dog thinks I’m insane cause I laugh out loud to myself when I write this stuff.
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Yeah, that’s the special “I crack me up.” moment.
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😀
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Inspired lunacy; inspired satire!
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Ain’t that the cutest damn monkey you’ve ever seen too? I’m proud we’re evolutionarily related.
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Evolution in reverse – great concept.
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Ever seen “Altered States” with William Hurt? It’s a good Ken Russell movie from the 80’s with that very topic as its theme.
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I haven’t yet have seen most other Ken Russell movies from back in day. Brilliant man – one of the very best.
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You’d really like it if you like Russell’s films. “Lair of the White Worm” was fun.
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