Scientist Emerges After 12 Hours In Particle Accelerator As Tiny Monkey

The Tiny Primate Who Once Was A CERN Scientist.

This Tiny Primate Was Once A CERN Scientist.

While seeking the experience of traveling at the speed of light, a CERN scientist became trapped inside a particle accelerator for 12 hours because he forgot he wouldn’t be able to turn it off once he was flying through it at light speed. A janitor noticed the device was running while mopping, and turned it off. The accelerated scientist emerged from it as a tiny monkey who immediately peed all over the janitor’s freshly mopped floor.

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22 thoughts on “Scientist Emerges After 12 Hours In Particle Accelerator As Tiny Monkey

  1. oh that is so adorable & you even have people’s dogs laughing

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  2. Well, I guess it was only a matter of time before something like this happened;)

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  3. Hahaha! Hahaha! Hahaha! Hahaha! Hahaha! Hahaha!

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  4. Inspired lunacy; inspired satire!

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