Christian Militants Say, Be A Nazi: Burn A Book
Omaha, Nebraska. A Christian militant group calling itself “Whites With Guns For Christ” is hosting a book burning/barbecue this Saturday in Omaha. The group hopes to eliminate 50 to 60 percent of all books in Nebraska with the word “evolution” in them with the event. Group spokesman, Thaddeus Dingledoddle, had this to say on the matter, “It’s all about love, people. Love. Love of Jesus. Love of guns. And love of America. Books that are about evolution or even mention evolution are evil and were written by people with sick, diseased minds. Since we can’t yet burn the people who write such garbage, we’ve chosen to burn their books instead. Only those who know the true love and the all-encompassing Grace of Our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ, should be allowed to share their ideas in writing. It worked for Adolf, and it can work for us. Amen.”
The Arm Chair Pontificator 
Have you been reading Fahrenheit 451?
I like the idea of book burnings but I have books to burn. We could start with those silly devotionals
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I love that book. I should burn it. It’s too radical. Great idea. Let’s have a bible/devotional burning. Just imagine the outcry from the sensitive christians:”Boo hoo hoo! Evil atheists are burning our bible. Boo hoo hoo!
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You see a guy early in the morning in the bus with a devotional, I mean he could even continue to sleep till he gets to work.
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I knew people who could sing while asleep during mass. I was one of them.
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I on the other hand slept through many masses. There was no helping it
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BORING as hell, weren’t they? If they tossed in some nude gals or something as alter babes, I’d be happy to return to the flock and stay awake at mass.
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That may keep me awake for a few masses and then I will go back to sleeping
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Yeah. You’re right. Never mind.
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LOL — my older cousins used to bring a cough syrup bottle filled with vodka to mass. They did a lot of coughing during mass. 😀
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God bless them.
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Amen.
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😀
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Have militant evilutionists already reacted by announcing burning books containing “christ”?
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They’re pacifists. They’re gonna have protest and refuse to eat the body of jeebus to show their anger.
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I think it is time to kill me.
Hahahahah
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I’m sure the Christian militants would be happy to oblige.
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Yeah. One of my Infidel spies sent me a photo of a ‘Wanted Dead’ Poster from a Baptist Church. Under the caption, was….wait for it… Me!
LOL
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Let me know which church. I’ll pay em a visit and eat em!
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Laughing my ass off.
I’ll get back to you.
But…be bery bery quiet….NSA…
Shhhhhhhhh
😉
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Oh. I Forgot. NSA. Hey! Maybe I can eat them too?
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I’ll provide the BBQ sauce and Tums.
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Thanks. I’ve a feeling we’ll need em.
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I have already actually called them out (in an old post) and dared them to ‘come for me’
No discernible/verifiable response…yet.
Hahaha
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Somehow, I think they know guys like you and me are not REALLY dangerous.
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Yeah. Ain’t that cool?
Hahaha
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Yep. Let’s us rant like the madmen we are unfettered. 😀
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“I am for you Sir”
That’s a quote from Tybalt to Mercutio in Shakespeare’s R&J.
It works here as well.
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Indeed. “Madness in great ones/must not unwatched go!” Claudius about Hamlet in “Hamlet”. That too is fitting here.
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Touché! My Friend. ‘Hamlet’ (especially Zeffirelli’s version) is my favorite today.
Somedays it is ‘Lear’. Somedays it is ‘Macbeth’. (Polanski’s)
Today: Hamlet.
Cheers!
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Hamlet’s my favorite play of all time. Zeffirelli’s is really good, Richard Burton’s is too. My personal fav is Ken Branagh’s though I know not yours. I own 9 different versions of it. Patrick Stewart’s Macbeth is great as is Ian McKellan’s Lear. Love the bard!
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I have P. Stewart’s version in my Amazon to watch list. Gonna check it out soon.
Olivier’s Lear is the only one I have seen in film, although I have seen Shakespeare in the Dallas Park versions. Love that as well.
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I’d love to have seen the version of Macbeth Branagh did in Texas recently. I’ve seen him in Midsummer and Lear back in 89. Check out Ian McKellen’s Lear if you can. Amazon should have it to stream.
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Love McKellen. Love Branagh. By the way, have you ever seen Branagh’s ‘Frankenstein’? With De Niro & H. Bonham Carter? Great film in my humble opinion.
I will definitely check out McKellen’s ‘Lear’. Thanks for pointing that one out to me.
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I own most of Branagh’s films. Frankenstein is good. Dead Again is my favorite of his after Henry 5 and Hamlet.
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Hank Cinq: Definitely my favorite Branagh Shakespeare. Never seen ‘Dead Again” maybe some of it…not all.
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Oh, that one’s great. Emma Thompson, Sir Jacobi. Fun stuff. “We few, we happy few.” What a fuckin great play.
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It really is one I never tire of watching. Ever. Love Emma, The French Princess.
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Emma and Jacobi are in Dead Again too. Love that flick. It was Branagh’s 2nd film ever as director.
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Gonna check it out.
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I think you’ll like it.
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The gal who plays Lady Macbeth in Stewart’s version is amazing.
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I still have a major crush on Francesca Annis (Polanski)
Hehe
I will check it out. Lady Macbeth is one of my favorite characters.
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Yes. she’s hot too.
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YUP
Hahaha
And she gets nekk’d
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I LOVE beautiful naked gals in movies and in my bed. Just something about it makes me SO happy.
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Laughing out loud! Yep! I hear ya. and if they speak Shakespeare! Well so much the better!
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ABSOLUTELY!!! I saw a Midsummer Night’s Dream production once where the fairies were partly naked. NICE.
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Now that is one play I have neither read nor seen. Gotta put it on my list.
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It’s great. I played Oberon once in it and then Bottom in another production. Fun play. There’s a film version with Kevin Kline that’s pretty good.
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I think I have seen some bits of it.
Hey, I played Capt Von Trapp once in HS.
Embarassing, as I am tone deaf. Had to do the Rex Harrison bit: speak the songs.
My step – sis played Maria.
Weird, but it was the seventies. What can I say?
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“If you could zee her through my eyes…”
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“She wouldn’t look Jewish at all”!
Hahahah
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Great song from a great play and movie.
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Gotta love J. Grey (and of course Liza. And Fosse as director) Oh and Michael York too. Great cast. Great movie.
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Yep. Fosse was the man. “All That Jazz” is a great autobiographical film he made. I really like it.
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Yeah. Roy Scheider. Great movie and great part for Scheider.
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He’s great.
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Best ad lib of all time. His: “You’re gonna need a bigger boat.”
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Yep.
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Ever seen “Sorcerer?” It’s directed by William Friedkin and Scheider is great in it. It’s an awesome movie.
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Haven’t seen that one. Will add it to my list. Scheider was a most underrated actor. He was great in everything I have seen him in for sure.
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Does Mr. Dingledoddle know how things eventually ended for Adolf?;)
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I don’t think he does. To be honest, I don’t think he’s very bright. Doesn’t read enough, you know?
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That’s a shame. What’s the point of burning books you haven’t even read? That’s like canceling a flight for fear of airplane food…
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Christian militants, what can you do? Knuckle heads. Armed knuckle heads, too.
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Yeah, I know…it is ironic though, that most people that burn books read only one…and it’s usually the crappiest one of all:s
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Crappy is right. I’m reading “The Skeptics Annotated Bible” right now. It’s the King James Bible with skeptical notes in the margin. Lord, what a LONG boring-ass book the Bible is. I’ve read sections before, but not the whole thing front to back. BORING!!! But funny and informative annotations do abound in the Skeptic’s Bible.
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I recommend cherry picking the book. Cherries are tasty, healthy, and don’t carry the risk of developing a foreskin fetish or a love of slavery that a full read does.
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Oh, but the skeptic notes and comments are beautiful and shine a light on so much of the shit christians don’t want you to know about. Actually, most of them don’t know about it either. They just do as they’re told.
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Yep, been using the patent web site for some time.
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Good site.
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and this:
http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2014/06/22/missouri-church-lures-young-men-to-follow-jesus-with-ar-15-assault-rifle-giveaway/
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Stunning. What type of brain disease prevents these idiots from seeing the irony in this?
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Sociopaths never ‘see’.
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Very true and very scary.
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Oh, I do hope they purchased the guns they’re going to hand out without having to pay taxes. Wouldn’t want a religious group about to arm a bunch of good ole boys with guns to be burdened by taxes now would we?
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Nono, can’t have that.
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That’d be…anti-American.
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Praise the lord and pass the ammunition.
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Hee Haw!!!!!
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😀
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and this:
http://thinkprogress.org/justice/2014/03/03/3352681/kentucky-churches-giving-1000-guns-help-people-discover-jesus/
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Jeesh, as I read your post I was reminded of this:
http://connecticut.cbslocal.com/2014/03/09/church-offering-free-ar-15-as-part-of-gun-giveaway-raffle/
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Amazing. Absolutely amazing. Here I am thinking I’m doing over the top satire, and it’s not satire at all but real. My lordy, how awful.
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