Christian Militant Group To Host Book Burning Saturday

Christian Militants Say, Be Like A Nazi: Burn A Book

Christian Militants Say, Be A Nazi: Burn A Book

Omaha, Nebraska.   A Christian militant group calling itself “Whites With Guns For Christ” is hosting a book burning/barbecue this Saturday in Omaha. The group hopes to eliminate 50 to 60 percent of all books in Nebraska with the word “evolution” in them with the event. Group spokesman, Thaddeus Dingledoddle, had this to say on the matter, “It’s all about love, people. Love. Love of Jesus. Love of guns. And love of America. Books that are about evolution or even mention evolution are evil and were written by people with sick, diseased minds. Since we can’t yet burn the people who write such garbage, we’ve chosen to burn their books instead. Only those who know the true love and the all-encompassing Grace of Our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ, should be allowed to share their ideas in writing. It worked for Adolf, and it can work for us. Amen.”

84 thoughts on “Christian Militant Group To Host Book Burning Saturday

  1. Have you been reading Fahrenheit 451?
    I like the idea of book burnings but I have books to burn. We could start with those silly devotionals


  2. Have militant evilutionists already reacted by announcing burning books containing “christ”?


  3. I think it is time to kill me.


  4. Does Mr. Dingledoddle know how things eventually ended for Adolf?;)


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