Mother Teresa And Albert Einstein Engaged

Mother Teresa Says Albert Einstein Is The Cream In Her Coffee

Mother Teresa Says Albert Einstein Is The Cream In Her Coffee

Einstein Says, Mother Teresa Is My Soul Mate

Einstein Says, Mother Teresa Is My Soul Mate

In a breaking story that has brought smiles to the faces of many today, Albert Einstein and Mother Teresa announced they will soon become husband and wife. The two met last year in a Dunkin’ Donuts in Heaven where both now reside. “I was sitting there looking out the window pondering a viable hypothesis for faster than light travel,” said the Father of Relativity, “when Teresa walked up to me and asked for an autograph. I just about spilled my coffee on my lap when I looked up at her. What a dish! I asked her to join me for coffee and bagels, which she did. We got to talking and found we are both HUGE fans of  ‘The Walking Dead’ television show. We spent hours just shooting the shit about it and how it compares to the comic book and how George Romero created this type of thing 40 years ago. Just a wonderful talk. We knew immediately we were soul mates. I proposed to Teresa the next night at a screening of ‘Evil Dead’ and she didn’t hesitate to say yes. I mean, we’re not naive kids by any means of the imagination. As a matter of fact, in some people’s minds, we’re not even alive. So we are more than ready for the demands of marriage.” Mr. Einstein said the two will be wed in February or March of next year in the back yard of God’s new home in Orlando, Florida.

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8 thoughts on “Mother Teresa And Albert Einstein Engaged

  1. Reblogged this on The Daily Pause and commented:
    Actually, these two lovebirds look rather happy. I’m sure a “saint” and a “genius” would make a great match in HEAVEN!

  2. Hilarious

  3. Beautiful!;)

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