Gary, Indiana. A gay hating Christian man who entered the desert 40 days ago to meditate on ways he could hate gays more efficiently through the power of Christ’s love, emerged from the desert today as a very hot looking lesbian woman named Bertha. When asked if she was surprised by this more than ironic turn of events, Bertha shrugged her shoulders, scratched her left breast and got on a bus to California without uttering a word.
was he/she tempted by the devil?
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From the looks of her, I’d say the devil was tempted by her.
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Oh yes
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Oh yes! Oh yes! Oh, YESSSS!!!!
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Poetic justice, so to speak.
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If only….
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Wonder if God had spoken with Bertha in the desert and reminded her that Mary was bi? Maybe asked if he could watch.
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Undoubtedly.
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