Gay Hating Christian Man Returns From Desert As Hot Lesbian Woman

Gary, Indiana.  A gay hating Christian man who entered the desert 40 days ago to meditate on ways he could hate gays more efficiently through the power of Christ’s love, emerged from the desert today as a very hot looking lesbian woman named Bertha. When asked if she was surprised by this more than ironic turn of events, Bertha shrugged her shoulders, scratched her left breast and got on a bus to California without uttering a word.

Gay Hating Christian Man After Returning From Desert As Hot Lesbian Woman

Gay Hating Christian Man Now A Hot Lesbian Woman

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9 thoughts on “Gay Hating Christian Man Returns From Desert As Hot Lesbian Woman

  1. was he/she tempted by the devil?

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  2. Poetic justice, so to speak.

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  3. Wonder if God had spoken with Bertha in the desert and reminded her that Mary was bi? Maybe asked if he could watch.

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