Tea Party Members Lack Genitalia
In shocking news today, The University of Chicago’s School of Really Neat But Useless Shit released findings on a 3 year study to determine if and how the genitals of Tea Party members differed from those of normal, less wealthy, not-as-white, human beings. “UNFUCKIN’ BELIEVABLE!!” said Useless Shit Professor, Veronica Easypie, this morning. “I’ve been involved with this study from the very beginning, and I was expecting some really fucked up results to come from it, but this? I mean, these tight-ass, rich, mostly white, douche bags have NO EXTERNAL REPRODUCTIVE ORGANS! No wonder they’re so hung up on who’s sleeping with who and who’s outy belongs with who’s inny. They can’t FUCK!! Can you imagine the pent-up hostility they must have toward normal people?! I myself do not believe in a divine being or a god, but if one does exists, it sure as hell fucked these bastards over big time. I still hate the self-righteous shit-bags, but at least now I get why they are such dicks to the rest of us. Wow.”
The Arm Chair Pontificator 
Oh, that is why they are pissed off. They can’t get laid, it’s all sexual frustration.
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Would explain a lot, pent up energy being misplaced. Either that, or the author of this piece is just trying to show a serious lack of respect for them. You pick.
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Sorry if my prior reply seemed bitchy. Was trying to be, but I was directing it at Tea Party members. Apologies if my bitchy attitude was too generalized. Didn’t mean to direct toward you. Amen. So be it, and Hallelujah!
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Oh, you are unnecessary apologizing. I got it that you was referring at those tea party bastards.
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Thanks. Now I can go about my business of mocking those I dislike with a clear mind. 😀
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Sir as ever an insight into American politics.- yet today I am wondering if you have heard that a Nigerian man has been put in a mental institution for announcing that he does not believe in God! When I heard this story on the BBC World Service (usual insomnia had kicked in) I immediately thought of you and what your take on it might be.
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I have not heard that, but I’ll read up on it as it needs me to report it here. Please, don’t tell the Tea Party about this. I don’t want them to get any ideas.
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Just read up on that. Truly amazing, and scary. What a world.
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Indeed your indisputable evidence derived from the one absolute truth would indicate this group is incapable of intercourse, coitus, penetration.
They are quite clever, though, and are very creative in their alternative pleasures.
There’s Christian Domestic Discipline (CDD). I wonder what role this pays in home schooling.
Please keep in mind that the intent of this activity is “…improving marital relationships by sharing the guidelines and marital roles listed in God’s Word.”
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CDD. Nice. Ain’t nothin’ like a tad bit ‘o kinky spankin’ ta bring Jeebus into yer life and a sexy redness to yer ass! Lord luv ’em!!! Long as dem der hom’sexal types ain’t involved! Well yippee kiaaaa mother fucker!!!! Bring on da lord!!!! Long as ‘e’s white dat iz!!!
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Haha! Haha! Haha!
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You’ve come to the right place my friend. Shits and giggles are my motto. And what better straight men than fucking christian assholes!?
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I concur with Fred. They are a malignant cancer to the body of humanity
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“If thine eye deceives thee…”
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Nothing surprises me anymore about them.
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