Valparaiso, Indiana. A Christian drone, shaped like a giant crucifix, bombed an atheist mega church today killing 26 atheists and severely wounding several dozen more. “I was giving a cute young gal my recipe for Christian infant tartare,” said survivor, Ted Poisonwell, “when all of a sudden a huge-ass crucifix came flying out of the sky and dropped a friggin’ bomb on us. Debris, blood, and smoke were everywhere, and people were screaming in pain. What kind of sick religion says it’s all about loving thy neighbor and then does something like this? Fucking Christians. This means WAR!!” The Christian terrorist group, “Conservative White Boys For Jesus” has taken claim for the attack, though no official statement has yet been released. TACP will keep you abreast of any updates to this story as they become known to us.