Christian Drone Bombs Atheist Mega Church

Crucifix-Shaped Christian War Drone

Crucifix-Shaped Christian War Drone

Valparaiso, Indiana. A Christian drone, shaped like a giant crucifix, bombed an atheist mega church today killing 26 atheists and severely wounding several dozen more. “I was giving a cute young gal my recipe for Christian infant tartare,” said survivor, Ted Poisonwell, “when all of a sudden a huge-ass crucifix came flying out of the sky and dropped a friggin’ bomb on us. Debris, blood, and smoke were everywhere, and people were screaming in pain. What kind of sick religion says it’s all about loving thy neighbor and then does something like this? Fucking Christians. This means WAR!!” The Christian terrorist group, “Conservative White Boys For Jesus” has taken claim for the attack, though no official statement has yet been released. TACP will keep you abreast of any updates to this story as they become known to us.

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8 thoughts on “Christian Drone Bombs Atheist Mega Church

  1. we will wait for updates on how the atheists will respond to this invasion. Maybe this will be the beginning of the great religious war

  2. WE HAVE A CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHT TO BEAR, UM BARE, UM WACK YOU SUMBEECHEEZ WITH OUR HOLEY DRONES. SEE THE HOLEY BIBLE BOOK OF BUBBA 4:1-99.

    • Right. I forgot about the book of Bubba. There’s a great verse in it that reads: “And Bubba sayth unto the fornicators ‘Screw-eth you-eth, You fornicators, you!’ And then he killed them and fed them to his dog.” Book of Bubba 6:1-5. Amen.

  3. Be weary, when those atheist strike back it’ll be ghastly. Remember those bombing campaigns they unleashed in the 70’s and 80’s, the attacks on public transport through the 90’s, the kidnappings at the turn of the century, and, of course, who can forget the civil wars they started with the Naturalists and the Secularists.

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