Gay marriage opponents often point out that legalizing gay marriage would create a slippery slope which more acts of depravity would soon slide down. “Why not just allow people to marry and fuck animals then?” they argue. “If two men can marry, why then not 4 women, 4 men, a donkey, 3 black mambas and a fruit bat as well?” To these opponents of gay marriage I say, “Hell yes, bitches! Hell fuckin’ YES!!! Bring on the animal sex! So what?! Make gay marriage the law now!” What red-blooded American man out there hasn’t looked at the ass of a sheep and thought, “Man, I bet sticking my man-sausage into that piece of heaven would be divine?”
Whadda Ya Waitin’ Fer Big Fella, Hop On Fer A Ride!
And I’m bettin’ a lot of you animal fuckers out there would swoon at the chance to legally wed the sheep or zebra you swap body fluids with every night. Finally, you’d be able to share medical and dental insurance with the animal you most love. So let the gays marry, and let the depravity slide on down. Meow!
The Arm Chair Pontificator 
Slippery slope my foot!
These religious people are real nutters. Why would they think people are going to start fucking chicken just coz gays have same rights as heterosexuals?
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Cause they’re nuts. Maybe, just maybe THEY are the ones fucking the animals, eh?
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Or they want to fuck the animals
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In the open, cause I’m sure, behind closed doors, your average christian nut job does all kinds of shit they’re ashamed of.
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That might explain why most of them are so hung up about life.
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And the “after life.”
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it is funny people want to live after life
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Well, I guess being immortal wouldn’t be so bad. It’s just that IT AIN’T GONNA HAPPEN!
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Maybe and maybe not. This life could be great just coz it ends
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It should be appreciated and cherished because it ends. Unfortunately, too many bible thumpers are more worried about the promise of an afterlife to see this fact.
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why they should bother about afterlife if they can’t even live well in this is beyond my imagination
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They’re narcissistic shit-heads; that’s why.
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You’re so right…I tell people I’m gay, but that’s only because I’ve got my eyes set on this cute looking pony I wanna ask out someday.
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Of course you do. Why else be gay unless it’s for the bestiality that follows? Makes perfect sense. Right.
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Exactly…especially considering that animals can’t say ‘no’.
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Poor things. Thank God the Christian right is so concerned about them.
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Yeah, cause saying ‘no’ is usually enough to keep christians at a distance, right?
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Well, see, that’s different. Cause they say so, I guess. How is it that the Vatican is allowed to exist? Child rape central. Hearing “No” is not wired into their brains.
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Horses can say neigh, that’s pretty close.
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And donkeys say, Hee Haw!! Though being laughed at during sex would most likely be a turn off for most bestiality practioners, or so I’ve heard.
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It’s close enough to Yee Haw! that I’m sure most wouldn’t be troubled.
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Very true.
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