Biblical Passport Pics

Here are some passport pics Moses dropped off of his pals for me to share with my readers. I think they’re just peachy. How ’bout you?

1.)

Jesus: "I Had This Taken The Day After My Braces Came Off."

Jesus: “I Had This Taken The Day After My Braces Came Off.”

2.)

Isaac: "This Picture Is 4000 God Damn Years Old! Not Bad, eh?"

Isaac: “This Picture Is 4000 God Damn Years Old! Not Bad, eh?”

3.)

Pontious Pilate: "Tell Me I Look Great In This Pic Or I'll Nail Your Ass To A Cross."

Pontius Pilate: “Tell Me I Look Great In This Pic Or I’ll Nail Your Ass To A Cross.”

4.)

John The Baptist's Head: "Not A Bad Smile Considering I'm Just A Severed Head, eh?"

John The Baptist’s Head: “Not A Bad Smile Considering I’m Just A Severed Head, eh?”

5.)

Guy Who Said No Room At The Inn: "So How Was I To Know She Was Pregnant With God. Really? How? Would You Have Known?"

Guy Who Said No Room At The Inn: “So How Was I To Know She Was Pregnant With God. Really? How? Would You Have Known?”

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2 thoughts on “Biblical Passport Pics

  1. OMG, these are hilarious!

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