Make abortion illegal but the eating of infants legal. What do pro-lifers love most? Fetuses. What could they care less about? Infants. Thus, by making abortion illegal, we make pro-lifers happy, and by making the consumption of infants legal, we make barbaric atheist infant eaters like me happy too. Pregnant but don’t want a baby? No need to worry. Just pop the little tart out, get it, “pop tart”, then simply give it to an atheist near you so he or she can make a sandwich out of it.
Problem Solved: Since Pro-lifers Love These,
But Could Care Less About These, Make Abortion Illegal,
And The Eating Of Infants Legal.
Awesome solution to a big problem, don’t ya think? And I don’t yet have a Nobel Prize, why?
The Arm Chair Pontificator 
Great use of logic. It seems to be a winning idea for all parties (well, maybe nto so much for babies, but fuck ’em, right?…or actually, eat them, cause to fuck them would be morally wrong, even if you’re catholic;))
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I like how you think. You, sir, are a smart man.
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Yes, I am. Thank you for noticing. Now, add a compliment about how pretty I am and you will have made my day;)
Oh yeah, I’m also a bit of a raging narcissist:P
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You are a beautifully pretty narcissist. I know because, as they say, it takes one to know one. 😀
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Ah, so that’s why I like you so much!
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😀
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Well that’s you and an angry mob then! Great post by the way.
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Thank you. Much appreciated.
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Hahaha.
I can’t tell why apart from the Nobel, other organizations are not looking for you with prizes and universities with honorary degrees!
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There was a mob running around with burning torches looking for me the other day but I wasn’t home. Wonder what they wanted?
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Maybe that was the Olympic committee. They may want to give you a medal and the Olympic torch.
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Could be.
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Oh dear, that has to be one the best opening sentences ever devised!
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Isn’t it though?
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