Robert Mapplethorpe, the erotica photographer who gained fame in the ’80’s with his photos depicting the gay BDSM lifestyle, stopped by my office today with some sexy pics of people from the Bible he’s taken since his arrival in Heaven. He heard Moses had shared some of his personal photographs with my readers, and, after first getting permission from his models, he decided he’d like to share some of his. And here they are. Hope you enjoy them.
Judas Iscariot: “Oops! The Button’s Come Off My Pants. Whatever Shall I Do?”
Sarah & Hagar: “Hello Boys. We Were Out Hunting For Something Really, Really Big When All Our Clothes Fell Off”
Apostle Mark: “Does My Ass Look Fat In This Outfit?”
Jacob: “Listen Up Bitches! I’m 4000 Years Old; I’ll Dress As I Damn Well Please”
Matthew & Luke: “Meow! We’re Two Little Frisky Kittens. Rub Our Bellies And We’ll Purr For You”
Mary Magdalene: “Jesus, I Hear You’ve Been A Naughty, Naughty Boy”
God: “I Fail To See How Any Of This Is Appropriate Much Less Funny”
The Arm Chair Pontificator 
I’d say Mark’s ass looks just about right in this outfit! If they’d use these pictures to illustrate the bible I might actually enjoy reading the damn thing.
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Right! Better damn pics! = Better damn Bible readers! T and A baby!
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I keep scrolling back to this post and I blame you for that cause Judas is a mighty fine specimen!
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He knows it too. Apparently he has quite the high opinion of himself. I guess when you look that that, it’s only natural.
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Yeah,
He knows it and I hate that shit, but, nature is what it is. 🙂
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Meant to say, “When you look like that” it’s hard not to be cocky. Good for him.
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I still hate that they think they are god’s gift. Lovely to look yet but that’s about as deep as they go. 🙂
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Very true. Same’s true for the ladies, unfortunately. Guess I’m the only guy alive with the looks of Thor and the heart of beggar.
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❤ on ispired. 😀
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That I will do 😀
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Hahahahahah! I can’t stop laughing at this. Jake sure looks like 4K years old
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He does, doesn’t he?
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I think Hagar will do me! Well I guess she wouldn’t ‘do’ me what with me being 109 years old! Fine post.
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She is nice, eh?
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It is the truth she is…….Shirley I need the cold shower now luv!
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Oh, that nasty Hagar! She’s a sexy devil that one.
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It gets worse as I’ve just opened a bottle of fine French red wine. I shall have to tell the missus to fulfill my latest fantasy no less! Mind you Shirl will probably beat me about the head with a rolled up newspaper per usual.
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I’ll see if Mapplethorpe’s available to photograph it. Sounds like it’s right up his proverbial alley.
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