Sexy Pics Of Famous People From The Bible

Robert Mapplethorpe, the erotica photographer who gained fame in the ’80’s with his photos depicting the gay BDSM lifestyle, stopped by my office today with some sexy pics of people from the Bible he’s taken since his arrival in Heaven. He heard Moses had shared some of his personal photographs with my readers, and, after first getting permission from his models, he decided he’d like to share some of his. And here they are. Hope you enjoy them.

Judas Iscariot: "Oops! The Button's Come Off My Pants. Whatever Shall I Do?"

Judas Iscariot: “Oops! The Button’s Come Off My Pants. Whatever Shall I Do?”

 

Sarah & Hagar: Hello Boys. We Were Out Hunting For Something Really, Really Big And All Our Clothes Fell Off

Sarah & Hagar: “Hello Boys. We Were Out Hunting For Something Really, Really Big When All Our Clothes Fell Off”

 

Apostle Mark: Does My Ass Look Fat In This Outfit?

Apostle Mark: “Does My Ass Look Fat In This Outfit?”

 

Jacob: Listen Up Bitches! I'm 4000 Years Old; I'll Dress As I Damn Well Please

Jacob: “Listen Up Bitches! I’m 4000 Years Old; I’ll Dress As I Damn Well Please”

 

Matthew & Luke: Meow! We're Two Little Frisky Kittens. Rub Our Bellies And We'll Purr For You

Matthew & Luke: “Meow! We’re Two Little Frisky Kittens. Rub Our Bellies And We’ll Purr For You”

 

Mary Magdalene: Jesus, I Hear You've Been A Naughty, Naughty Boy

Mary Magdalene: “Jesus, I Hear You’ve Been A Naughty, Naughty Boy”

 

God: I Fail To See How Any Of This Is Appropriate Much Less Funny

God: “I Fail To See How Any Of This Is Appropriate Much Less Funny”

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18 thoughts on “Sexy Pics Of Famous People From The Bible

  1. I’d say Mark’s ass looks just about right in this outfit! If they’d use these pictures to illustrate the bible I might actually enjoy reading the damn thing.

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  2. I keep scrolling back to this post and I blame you for that cause Judas is a mighty fine specimen!

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  3. Hahahahahah! I can’t stop laughing at this. Jake sure looks like 4K years old

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  4. I think Hagar will do me! Well I guess she wouldn’t ‘do’ me what with me being 109 years old! Fine post.

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